I guess it’s actually kind of perfect that when we finally do destroy our society, we’ll do it ironically.

Teaching people a lesson about fake news only works if THEY GAVE HALF A SHIT ABOUT THE NEWS BEING FAKE OR NOT!

Him at the beginning: “No one is stupid enough to believe this.”

Holy shit, now I know what I will show people when they see I’m pregnant and ask me if “we know what we’re having.”

If this keeps up, it will come full circle and Republicans will all become raw vegans locaviors. It will be the only food with the proper fiber. Moral fiber that is.

National. Security. Advisor.

Please leave me and my pizza alone.

I don’t know where else to post this question. Do the people on The Slot work weekends? It sometimes seems like Trump will say something outrageous on a Saturday and/or Sunday (not necessarily this article) and I’ll have to wait till Monday to see anything about it. If not, I firmly believe Trump’s election requires…

But guys, he is making America great again! Let’s give him a chance right? I mean it’s only four years? Like Dr. Carson said that one time, he probably can’t do too much to fuck us over in 4 years!

While I would welcome this and admire them their bravery, I’d definitely fear for their safety if (by some miracle) they decide to go through with it. If some dumbass can shoot up a pizza parlor because he heard Hillary was running a pedophile ring there, there’s no telling what would happen to the electors.

But let’s all remember how corrupt Hilary is, with her email mismanagement and her charity—the one with high ratings from watchdog organizations. Good thing we dodged that bullet, huh?

I love how everything’s “unprecedented.” “Well, we’ve never had this happen before! We don’t know what to do!”

My mood regarding our current state of affairs has gone from depression and anger to a near constant state of laughter. Everything is terrible and apparently hilarious.

I sure hope that “experience” is wearing a belt with a huge buckle!

Yep, honestly, that’s where I am. He actually seems to try to think sometimes? This is where we are now in America. Praising an appointee because he may not be inherently evil and may try to think.

And it’s not like Omarosa had any desire to run HUD. So really, Drumpf had no other choice.

You say that “/s”, but it probably was 50% of Trump’s reasoning (with the other 50% being “He was loyal to me”).

And he’s black! You know, “urban” is right there in the name.

Mandatory in all HUD homes.