People are running out of pearls to clutch. Someone needs to dive for more pearls in China and the south seas BECAUSE THE WHITE PEOPLE ARE RUNNING OUT OF PEARLS TO CLUTCH.

Today was nice. I spent the day with a friend (and former colleague) and we have this really lovely friendship that can seem a bit unconventional at times to others, mainly because of our age difference. I’m 34 and she’s 57. I’m single with no kids and she’s married with three daughters who are all in their early…