I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

RIP, shortcake

Don’t even get me started about the potential cancer curative qualities of cannabis. Doctors in Europe have achieved positive results, but doctors in America can’t touch it with a 10 foot pole thanks to our ridiculous War on Drugs.

How many women couldn’t get VC funding for things that are actually useful and maybe help people while this dude-bro was raking in the sweet startup cash?

That’s obviously a joke made by an unverified page.

I went to a meet-up for women in local politics and met a Slovenian woman who was running for a school board seat. She’s been a citizen for 15 years and has managed to build a MASSIVE community of Slovenian women in this small Minnesota suburb. She was brought over first, as a mail-order bride and she managed to…

Eastern European mail-order brides—and let’s not kid ourselves, that’s what Melania is for all intents and purposes—generally are very good at keeping up appearances and staying in loveless marriages to get what they want. I had a boss who got one and genuinely thought she loved him...until he discovered, after she’d…

Putting aside the fact that execution is barbaric and wrong, this guy has also maintained his innoncence for 24 years, and asked repeatedly for DNA at the crime scene to be tested, saying it would exonerate him. Apparently they were like, nope (?!!!), and now he’s dead.

I’m just completely befuddled by people who are aghast at Saudi Arabia’s beheading who seemingly have no issue with tying people to a chair and electrocuting them. Or tying them down for an excruciating drug-induced death. Sorry for the graphic nature but you are right, it is anathema to any concept of civil society.…

The death penalty is barbaric and has no place in a modern legal system.

Posthumous exoneration via DNA is a very real possibility. WTAF, Arkansas (and our newly conservative SCOTUS)?

Thank you. I can’t believe they’re issuing stays for 10 minutes, 45 minutes, etc. Forget execution; being teased with your own imminent death like this seems like cruel and unusual punishment to me.

Conversely, at a birthday party for my brother, a friend gave him one of the O’Reilly-authored books as a gift. My brother and I aren’t particularly close; as a result, I didn’t know much about his world views. What I did know is that we were both raised by the same uber-liberal parents, and I had no reason to think…

Years ago, my Fox News-watching dad came over for a visit and gave my son Bill O’Reilly’s book for teenagers. My son said “Thanks Grandpa” and after my folks went home, my kid tossed the book in the garbage. He was 14.

“Daddy Where are you” followed by a crying emoji.

Donald Trump: orders women to pee on a mattress.

Stages of our edibles:
“I don’t feel anything”
“I don’t feel anything”
“I don’t feel anything”
“I have to go to the hospital”

Poor Laura Ingalls had to make do with a pine cone.

if the ivory version is that big, just imagine the ebony version.