I'll give them this, they would have been hilarious in the White House.

Here's a shot of what I see when I search my "personal" email for "Dodai@jezebel.com."

Remember when you mused out loud that you wanted to see a mashup of the video for "Wrecking Ball" set to Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer" so I made it but then we never did anything with it? Here it is, the only gift I could give that's mildly worthy of your exit.

Yay for men from classic Hollywood! We always focus on old iconic bombshells like Marilyn Monroe but forget about the heartthrobs. You can have young Newman (who I like too) and I'll have young Brando. Granted, Newman aged way more gracefully than Brando did. But still... fully clothed or not, even Brando's most…

I must put in two big thumbs up for Lenny Kravitz. Remember that album cover from like...2002ish? I think it was the greatest hits one. I worked at Borders and we had this awesome picture of his lower half and every time I walked by, I'd forget where I was going.

Makes the meatball sandwich sign look rookie by comparison.

The day after Robin Williams died, I had a planned visit to my personal Mr. Keatings, who actually introduced most of us watch Dead Poets Society in class. It changed my entire life. (Mr. Williams was the dad I had always wished I had, because my father was such a shithead.) And I walked into my old classroom and saw…

It's unfair and also frightening. That's why so many people thought of this passage from Watchmen when Williams passed:

Kendra and Ricky were reportedly only given a two game suspension by the NFL.

Fucking Yelpers.

I straight up punched a fundamentalist pastor bastard in the face on the FSU campus one time about 18 years ago - nope I was not a student - just went there that day to see someone (as I was a local) and this red jacketed shit head br0ther jed was going off on his schpiel and I just walked up confronted started…

I had to deal with some of these fuckers when they came to my campus on Wednesday, showing off pictures of dead fetuses. They screamed at me, and came uncomfortably close. They also told me my parent's interracial and interfaith marriage was going to go to hell. And that I dishonored them for being gay. So I made a…

Those were the days, I doubt there's many still reading from when Tracie blogged as Slut Machine.

Wow, this is the end of an era. The last tie to the masthead back when I started reading Jez, unless you count commenters who've made their way up to write here and at Gawker. Best of luck in your future endeavors.

Tracie, I've loved working with you here and cannot wait to see what you have up your sleeve at your new job with [REDACTED COMPANY]. I'll never forget the time the entire Jezebel staff [REDACTED SUBSTANCE] on your roof and then took [REDACTED SUBSTANCE] while sharing our mutual weird sex fantasies about [REDACTED…

It's at $30k out of the $2k he asked for. In 20 hours. Whole lot of awesome people out there.