I have no interest at all in the franchise's story, but I am always up for seeing Kate Beckinsale in fetishware.

Archie's bringing back roboticization... I find that pretty gosh darn interesting.

"And there's the weirdest looking Sonic costume ever"

I'm preeety sure that Joker is not Tim Curry, but rather voice acting vet Jeff Bennet.

Oh, God... Sequel idea: A bunch of Walken Dead dancing to "Weapon of Choice", while a bunch of horrified survivors look on. Be an homage to Thriller, Phat Boy Slim, and Walken all at once.

Also "Mecha Sonic".

Easy call: NAMBLA.

The robotic Sonic from Sonic 2 is actually called "Silver Sonic". He's unnamed in the Genesis version, but in the Master System/Game Gear edition, he's referred to by that name.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves, Seth. First thing's first: Make your updated Cosmos a success, then I'm sure you'll have all the clout you'll need to bring Trek back to the small screen.

No, it wasn't.

Diggin' the Crisis City remix, here. Feels like a sort of Sonic CD "Bad Future" rendition of the stage... although the stage itself is already "Bad Future"... so ... "Worse Future"?

Eh... I've always chalked up Sonic 2006's strange, stupid story up to cultural differences, and a (misguided) desire to "return to Sonic's roots".

Indeed. Well; she does at least have a vest on...

IIRC; there was also a Batman vs. Superman movie idea being kicked around in the late '90s, too.

Wasn't this also around the time he was tapped to play Superman in that whole Tim Burton/Kevin Smith dealio?

Well, I don't have any images of that (thankfully), but this particular artist dialed up the anthropomorphism a few notches:

Let's test that theory, shall we?

Short-selling the Dreamcast, Game Gear and Game Boy, are we?

No... You're mistaking Jaleel for a role he played in the recent season Premiere of House.

It just never ceases to surprise me how many people, in the age of IMDB; professional game journalists, even, continue to be unaware that Jaleel White voiced Sonic in three of the 5 Sonic cartoons. (In a separate Easter Egg of this particular DVD, Jaleel states that he would absolutely jump at the chance to voice…