Do you not know how to read? I mean fuck even if the article is too long for you the gist of it is in the title.

I think you can get 100% of your subscription costs refunded if you are unsatisfied with The Takeout’s content for any reason.

You can stack ‘em!

You can stack ‘em!

You cannot just drop a phrase like “peanut butter soup” here and not spill the legumes.

So, just so I get this straight. You saw an article of a sequel to a game you refer to as “mediocre”, saw the length of the article, and decided “I’m going to go the comment section and complain about something I don’t enjoy”. Does that sum it up?

I love how you managed to spell the particularly difficult “Galifianakis” correctly but gave him the completely wrong first name. I’m fired up.

The call is coming from… inside the house!

It’s the only packaging I’ve seen in Trader Joe’s and is stocked at Costco. It’s also much more normal in Europe, as it turns out European factories are set up for aseptic packaging (meaning the tomato processing and packaging happens in a totally sterile environment until the package is sealed) while American…

Of course it is. That's why I always buy a box for the table. 

Yeah man, 17-inning baseball games with position players pitching and nobody running anything out anymore, that’s definitely better than a hard-fought draw.

All advertising is pandering. They don’t care about you, your life, your hardships, or your successes. They only care about getting your money.

I think you are underestimating us. My friends and I used to watch SBTB as pre-teens/teens just because of how ridiculous it was.

I get the appeal of that idea, but since the permanent sites would almost certainly be in Europe, it also reeks of a certain imperialist mindset that the developing world would resent, significantly undermining the global relevance of the Games.

The more dull-but-reasonable solution would just be a cultural change at…

That is ridiculous. Those straws end up all over the place, and when they “degrade”, landfill or not, they end up everywhere, including your body. With China having begun to decline our recycling, and with our oceans’ rapidly contamination, this is necessary.

Kinda feels like that’s exactly what you’re saying.

How could you know anyone with a fond everlasting memory of these live action remakes when they’ve all come out within the last five years? And you probably largely know people your own age who of course value the originals they saw as kids. I’m not defending the quality of the movies, but this is a dumb argument.

So wait, you're trashing a movie you already stated you didn't want to see based on the actions of a completely unrelated theater chain that, as someone else pointed out probably had that information available to you? And that you didn't end up seeing? Way to stick it to the Hollywood elite. 

Editor’s note: Every Last Call is designed to also serve as a Butter Appreciation Thread. 

I will absolutely take advice from a comment on a beer story that begins by telling me to go fuck myself. 

When it comes to the Tate-LaBianca murders I think we can agree that there were very fine people on both sides.