It’s not an Internet thing.

Uhhhh, riiiiight.

Not a stupid comparison at all. They both sit in that fast-casual dining experience. Just because In N Out is less expensive doesn’t make the comparison any less valid. And I’m not saying Shake Shack is necessarily better. I’m simply stating that In N Out has achieved a cult-like status at how good it is, simply…

It was in the town of Dover, a few miles down the road from Mount Snow.

Sorry, maybe “scarcity” isn’t the right word. But because it’s a regional chain and only found in five states, it’s just not available to the rest of the country. And in the age of the Internet, us east coasters hear about it alllllll the time. So that’s why I think it’s way hyped up. 

I once went to a surprisingly good BBQ place up in Vermont, and they did a pulled pork sandwich with a garlic-butter spread on the bun. It was so damn delicious and I couldn’t understand why more places didn’t do something as simple as this.

Scarcity. That’s it. It’s the Heady Topper of fast food burger places. It’s good, don’t get me wrong, but it’s only so good due to the fact that it’s only available to a small segment of the population. So it’s almost revered in near-legendary terms. But it’s fine. Shake Shack and Schnippers (here in the NYC area) are…

Something about this game is just really underwhelming. The enemies look great, their physics and attacks look great and unique. But every fight basically looked the same. Shoot-shoot-shoot-hyper dodge out of the way.

This dude quintupled his number of subs.

Well, the second she moved it from one account to another, that qualified as theft. She knew the money wasn’t hers, and she did everything in her power to hide that. There are a dozen ways she could have handled this ... she literally chose the worst way to handle it. 

Part II was incredible. You cannot change my mind.

Don’t forget the XBone’s “always on” connection they were trying to force, people HATED that, and so they rescinded that “feature.”

After being in the straight-edge/emo/post-hardcore scene in the DC area, I was really excited when these guys were coming to down. I was gradually becoming a fan of them.

I once misspelled a word, and somehow my autocorrect adopted this misspelling as the de facto spelling of this word.

Newsflash for the future. If you have a person who you were once mildly acquainted with, it’s probably a better idea to check with them first before posting an old photo of them.

He’s still walking away with a significant chunk of cash for, basically, a week or two worth of work. Cry me a river.

Listen, I love roundabouts too. They’re totally efficient in high-traffic areas.

I agree with this. It’s one thing for the big networks and print organizations to hold a level of ethics that they adhere to.

Using Baking Powder/Soda is the equivalent of trying to plug in a USB correctly on the first try.

Kumail Nanjiani got weirdly roided up