Damn. No awkward mambo set to “Spice Up Your Life.”

If you’re doing it because it’s the right thing to do and you don’t care if anyone ever knows, great. Trying to talk about the issues in Get Out might be more like Trying Too Hard, especially if done respectfully. Read the comments above for good explanations.

It’s amazing they got as far as they have given how terrible and obvious their social skills are. It’s like a bunch of lizard people got together and tried to replicate human behavior and oh wait.

Waters: “Why didn’t you bother responding to our letter?”

Ok, how about a SNL skit where she plays him in DWTS before he actually signs on and embarrasses him so much that he can’t actually sign to the show.

I’m surprised not to see “when Trump wouldn’t let him meet the Pope when that was all he wanted in life” on the list of “things we were sure he would resign over.”

And that equals hate?

There is not an ounce of hate for Atari here.

Trump seems to be obsessed with women’s blood/women’s bleeding in a disturbing way. Has anyone else commented on this or consulted a psychological expert for further insight? Seriously.

I thought it was smart to not pay taxes. . .

I believe, and I quote, that “makes [him] smart.” So, Amazon must be far smarter than he is, considering they earn far more each year than he does.

I think Donald may know a thing or two about not paying taxes.

I’m confused. Am I violent, or a snowflake?

Just like the Destiny Beta. This post gives away 1/4 of the content. ;)

Those are . . . those are real tweets? An at least semi-respected publication with decades of print history actually used “vajazzled”?

The only time you’ll see a benefit is when you’re drawing.

I wonder what a “deep state spear” is...

That s why complaining works people.

And once again, this is why you can’t run the government like a business.

Luckily for law-abiding citizens like this man, the law doesn't need you "behind it" to function!