I wouldn’t go so far as to say he changed music forever.. but he certainly started a craze. Frankly, the worst part about the auto-tune backlash is the fact that he really can sing, but that just gets overshadowed by the technology debate.

I mean, Halo was on board to be a Mac only relatively generic RTS. Granted they long ago ran it into the ground, and ignored other potential games that could have been good or at least mechanically interesting (Still angry that Brute Force didn’t get a chance to mature).
But not everything they buy is ruined. Just most…

all I want them to do is fix the melee damage. 2 punches shouldn’t be a kill when some guns require 10+ shots to do the same

How the corporate boot tasting?

you understand that to do that would require them to acquire new licensing for a one off image which would likely need to go through a buying department and take multiple days...instead of just using the image library they already have a license for and getting the article out in a timely manner. Journalism requires…

I disagree that you should never flash your brights in response to another car’s brights. A quick flash can often clue the other driver in to the fact that they have their high beams on, prompting them to turn them down.

Look, I think we can all agree that if anyone gets to be an egomaniac jabroni (...sure, that’s a word), it’s The Rock. I mean, come on, he took over the name of the most common object on the planet. You know how cow milk is so prevalent that we just call it “milk”? How chicken eggs are so overwhelmingly popular that…

Also, someday I’d love to get out of the grays....

Luke, every year you make the same claim and every year I want to scream at you: TIE Fighter is superior to Dark Forces in every way. I will argue this until the day I die.

Then you should have gone to law school and been a lawyer on this case.  That’s the only way to get rich off class action suits.

Bold of you to assume police follow laws when commenting on an article about how police illegally imprison people.

Was it refurbished and sold by Apple? If so, it should have had the full new product warranty.

When you shit where you eat you get shit all over yourself and your coworkers. It’s the reason organizations have “don’t shit where you eat” policies. Moreover, if you shit where you eat at a media corporation (TV, film, YouTube, podcast, etc.), you run the risk of the entire operation shutting down and putting people…

“ That’s more than I make in a month working 40+ hours a week doing a “real” job.”

This was actually in the books.

I want to thank you for how great this is. You created a best-of list and did not use the obnoxious slideshow format. Kudos to you good sir. Kudos.

Some of these might be convenient, but generates unnecessary waste. Wipe down plants with a lightly damp sponge. Knock down those cobwebs with a broom and sweep up. Like under 5 extra minutes and you’re not throwing a “disposable” Swiffer pad away. Wrap fragile items in bedding or clothing. 

I cum a little bit every time one of these stories comes out

Hmm, I wonder how the government is convinced to set the tax rates and rules.