this is sexy as fuck. intrigued. that is all.

Were they even fucking when she was on top? Felt like it was just intense grinding

her body is out of this world. her scowl is sexy as fuck.

Karate for toddlers!

I felt she was just testing herself. Like "am I really that fucked up that I could kill my own baby"… after she does it and retreats on that, it's almost like she's relieved thinking, "I'm not that fucked up afterall. Praise be to allah. i wanna eat your children." well maybe not that last part

Hopeless prude, he says…?

Carl, please overdose from crazy cheese or chocolate pudding. or suddenly become mute. I cannot listen to you talk anymore.

If he didn't bang her, he wouldn't have known about the "rotator cuff" injury… but I'm sure he had a plethora of other ways that didnt involve 'coitus'

You've already answered them, friend.

Nah, Joan is way too classy. Offering coffee, casually, is pretty good already.

Has anyone noticed the last two episodes Jonny Lee Miller's voice isn't the same flection/tone/pitch as it's always been? Am I going insane? Is it my tv/computer acting up? It's seriously bothering me

DVDASA DVDASA BOBASA BOBASA

Larry David?

LUCY LIU IS 45. FOURTY FUCKING FIVE.

LUCY LIU IS 45. FOURTY FUCKING FIVE. FUCK.

Is leaving shoes on in the home a white people thing? Seeing Lucy Liu (an Asian) wearing foot wear that wasn't slippers really confused me.

Damn, I wish I was 15 again.

Realizing how these writers sound and look has somewhat diminished the way I view their writing. Hopefully, someone else who I only know as a name, writes the reviews for Breaking Bad.

The only way this show ends well?

Am I the only one dying for a Dexter + Deb/Vogel sex scene ? #incestisbest