Who will collect the children to sacrifice to Adrian Peterson now?

Xanax always makes me buy crazy shit, not alcohol.

@BillSimmons

“Napping? That guy didn’t look Puerto Rican.”

Cell phone? When JJ Watt has a message to deliver, he just sets a fucking example and informs the media.

Deputy Farnam enjoying the sunshine on his day off

so close. so goddamned close.

“Yo Dez, howz it hanging?”

Turns out the hard hats with horns weren't OSHA approved.

LOL.