I say again, Internet; as a ruggedly handsome 36-year old white male, I think I'd be ideal candidate to play Squirrel Girl. Prime demo.

(sigh) I really liked Erin…

I'm in your camp. I didn't like X much, maybe because it felt so different than the NES ones. Lots of breezy, beautiful open areas (thank SNES for the graphics upgrade) but boring action. The most memorable part for me was the big robot suit you got to walk around in, but still I remember it being ultimately pointless.

This video got funnier and funnier as it went on. "What are you giving these guys first names for? Just leave it, leave it alone!"

I think you could argue that the line is sexist (because he especially likes girls) and racist (because he likes them half-Japanese), but also that people are entitled to their own feelings. Being racist—or whatever it is—in that context shouldn't be "awful"; He's a songwriter exploring a particular point of view,…

[Drive, drive, drive, THUNK. Drive, drive, THUNK]

ON that line of thought, one "justification for mechanic" I thought was going to be the next big thing but never happened, was more mechanical minigames. You know, like those lockpicking minigames that show up in everything, but somehow there's not a minigame for any of the other game functions.

Nanotech recombobulation as respawn is pretty fun. Borderlands does it best, probably, but Planetside really attached it to the game world on a narrative and strategic level. Mounting an attack often meant driving up and deploying a vulnerable mobile spawn point, or infiltrating and hacking an enemy re-integrator…

The first 6 months or so after playing that game a lot, I didn't know Red Bull was a real thing. The mascot and even the idea of an 'energy drink' sounded ridiculous at the time—like something out of a sci-fi game—so it just seemed to be a clever, strange part of the game world (like ads for Nuka-Cola in Fallout).

Mallrats.

Its only vulnerable point is… love

The thanks was legit. What you said. Guess we're done here.

Yeah. I don't get it like I don't get Trump supporters.

Thank you, because your comment perfectly encapsulates why she drives me crazy. Honestly, I hate her for her execrable stand-up. But she's, y'know, really talented, so somehow, that makes me sexist.

AArgh. Rachel Bloom aggravates me. She's untouchable, because she's calling out a legitimately sketchy aspect of the business, but being super hot is (at least part of) why she has gotten where she is. Her stand-up was awful; her web videos were dumb, ironic-ironic downplaying of her sexiness while actually just…

The first time I saw the movie Heat, I thought it was about a tricky criminal-slash-cop who was investigating himself to cover his tracks. It took me more than an hour to realize Pacino and De Niro were different people.

Drugs are bad

Blade and Ghost Rider walk up to Dormammu and punk him. Fitz is like "Interesting"

I'll give you eighty million dollars for 100 episodes.

"Uhh. We just went out there and gave it 110 percent."