I think they'll set up a face turn, but then have Fitz gun him down in cold blood the next time they see each other.

Buy him some boxer-briefs. Best of both worlds.

Doesn't The Whole Nine Yards get some credit for having one scene that is the pinnacle of the medium of cinema, re Totally Naked Amanda Peet Shooting a Guy in the Neck with a Walther PPK?

Should I be shocked that the [TV Spot?] unflinchingly shows Bruce's parents being gunned down, blood spurts and all? I am a little. It appears that the whole conceit of this show is "Watch fucked up kids grow up to be more fucked up in a fucked up place." Maybe, "Breaking Bad plus children and graphic novel themes"?

I will back you up on this. The first two episodes have been engaging, surprisingly rough (they don't bother to edit out small conversational stumbles) and really informative. Without any of Cosmos' eye-rolling melodrama.

The reason I mostly gave up on going to the movies is, if I wait six months, I can just buy the movie for less than the price of two tickets, and watch it as many times as I want.

Best comment ever.

Teen Beach Movie: The Movie 2000

"Shut it down! Shut it down."

To stop those celebrities, one-two-three,

Billy Eichner isn't funny. CRAIG, however, is pretty hilarious.

That fake mustache? So true.

I spent a tired Saturday endlessly browsing tvtropes.org. Interesting tidbit: on ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill, I learned that it is theoretically possible to hit a Pokemon for seven hundred million damage, when the toughest Pokemon only has 724 hit points.

Your reminiscence about Zack and Wiki reminds me of my own college experience with Blast Corps, which also fits the topic. Not only would a PG-rated game about city-destroying nukes probably be frowned on post 9/11, but also, I don't know if you could improve enough on it to be worth it. It was such a great blend of…

Thankfully, the entire thing is a big ad for Marvel so they can write off the expense until the show inevitably gains traction, or doesn't.
I am enjoying watching it.

You mean, Robin Sparkles? (first!)

Then it must've been the first…

As long as May turns out to be her mom, I'm game for that.

Yes. Start watching two episodes ago. I don't even remember what that one was but I'm sure it's fine.

We don't actually know if she killed anyone. Probably just rounded 'em up and detained them for being untrustworthy.