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IIRC, the big concern is that if they get a “taste” for human flesh, they’ll be much more likely to see isolated humans as prey in the future and attack them. Right now mountain lions generally won’t see people as potential prey, which is why they tell you to stand up tall and wave your arms around if you come across

I mean, being dead and all, they don’t technically need anything. But they definitely don’t need their legs.

Seriously.

US consumers: haven’t had a meaningful raise in decades.

And technically, bullshit is stool.

Seriously. Think how awesome it would have been if he filled the cavity with match heads. What a wasted opportunity!

Maria Bamford is fucking hilarious. Also recommend Kristen Schall, especially her set with The Amazing Johnathan.

King under the car park? Seems a fitting spot for a Toyota Crown.

WHISKER. TO. WHISKER.

The only true way to measure horsepower accurately is by putting your car in a tug-of-war against a team of actual horses, and counting how many horses it takes to break even.

‘Feck’ will always be. Can’t change it.

I remember when I was a kid and we moved from FL to CA for a year. Took us three days to cross TX, seeing nothing but a whole lot of nothing most of the way. Three days in the front of a moving truck with a first grader and a dog. My god my parents have nerves of steel.

Just what we need, more people distracted by screens in a car.

COUNTERPOINT: WAGON EVERYTHING

everything should have the full body design

Fun fact: each of these shitty row house in Bed-Stuy is worth more than your typical red state township.

Of course it can, it’s called a turn signal. I’ve owned two cars with lane departure warning (current car will even nudge the wheel back towards the center of the lane) and both would override the warning if the turn signal was on.

The production version actually had it integrated into the windshield, but the panel gap was just so huge that it looked like a traditionally mounted mirror.