A few years back, there was a group of geneticists working on a way to genetically modify pigs to alter their hooves. If they were able to get a Rabbi to certify that pig, there would have been kosher ham on the market. I assume that the project stalled in part due to the backlash regarding GMOs.

DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE COULD HAVE HAD A MERC-A-MINO????

Did he have a bad feeling about this?

I think it looks blue and brown. I don't see any black at all.

I don't think any company beats Yamaha for product diversity, but then again they've never built a complete car to the best of my knowledge. Although Hyundai comes pretty close. I have a friend who owns a Hyundai bass. It's a copy of a Fender Jazz Bass, IIRC.

Yep! Sounds amazing.

Yep. I'm 40, and I went so far as to buy a copy on vinyl.

Yes!! I know I'm late to the Love Club, but this is the best news I've hear so far this year! I just got a copy of Pure Heroine last month, and have been playing the whole album on repeat for weeks now, on and off.

It's cool, Elon. Within a couple of months there will be fleets of vehicles that look and function just like Teslas all throughout China.

Fucking despicable.

The banker that occasionally picks him up has arranged a team of financial advisors to manage the funds.

Aren't the Mazda 2 and Fiesta on the same platform? I feel like my Fiesta fits into the CR-X mold, only with a taller rear end.

My relationships last 3-5 months on average, and it's absolutely *not* intentional on my end. I've only done the dumping a handful of times. Oftentimes I feel like I'm just being used for an extended booty call until she can find someone more boring and typical to settle down with and usually marry within 6 months of…

My former fiance kept the ring, but to be fair it was a handmade custom ring, and she had given me a ring that she made herself, so we both kept our respective rings since we would have never given them to anyone else anyway. The one time that I've seen her since she broke off the engagement, she was wearing it on her…

Amazing selfie skills! She can levitate the camera and take a selfie WITH HER MIND (clearly)

One thing that bugs me is dummy buttons *for which there is no option which would fill them*!! I own a '14 Ford Fiesta SE. I have the heated seats, the ambient lighting, automatic climate control, the lot. Next to the button for the driver's seat heat is a blank button. I wondered what should be there, so I looked at…

Really, they couldn't have been more honest and upfront about exactly what they were selling. I approve.

Sweet! Now how about a FiRS?

Most of the time I find myself working around it, in part because naming specific parts of someone's anatomy feels like I'm reducing them in some way from a whole person to a collection of fun body parts. I'm likely overthinking this, however.

I've heard some alternatives over the years, but my favorite term is still cock. Dick sounds childish somehow.