Next time Elon is at the Depot, he needs to grab a pallet of these little beauties.

fortunately I, Elon Musk, am not the litigious sort. 

Please submit your resume. 

You get them from U-Line or they are in your shipping dept. No need to go to Home Depot. Pallet Strapping Corner Piece. 

OMG, I just realized the Blues Brothers were deep state Antifa agents! They had both the Nazis and Police after them. It’s basically an Antifa recruiting film. (I type this in jest, but there are probably whack jobs out there that would believe it if they were told this by the right people)

From the rear, there are some resemblances to the latest Land Rover Discovery

Headlights remind me of my Tiguan

Ford will sell tons of F150 trucks even if a drunk three-toed inbred blind buck toothed monkey from the local zoo was responsible for the launch. It’s a pickup truck, they sell no matter what.

Tony “killed a guy with his car at a dirt track” Stewart is ready for things to move on and get back to normal? Lol color me shocked

licking the boots of a billionaire won’t make you rich. 

Moss sells. If there was one adage from the 1970s that still makes sense today, it’s that. You want to get people interested in something, anything? Surround it with as much damp moss as you possibly can. That’s why Datsun sold so many of these Cherrys back in the ‘70s—because they knew to moss the shit out of them.

His last name is Nissan, so he’s shrinking

But how does it look on the smashed in grill of an Altima tailgating me in the right lane? 

Now if only Cadillac can fix theirs... I mean both the crest AND the script. They’ve updated the crest a couple times since 2000 and I actually think the latest version looks terrible with its 3D-style graphics. Everyone else is going flat these days - and I’m not saying they should just follow the crowd but I…

I am very concerned about one option here.

You don’t need to speak Russian to know what they’re saying.

It wasn't a hoax. There was a noose, it had just been there (which is still fucking troubling) 

There are so many names Ford could have used for this. Great names. And yet, the one they shouldn’t have used is the one they did.

I guess the old saying is true. You can’t drive a house, but you can sleep in a truck that costs as much as one.