ha ha ha ha tough shit good luck with that, professor

I have sent this to a paleontologist friend of mine. Soon, we will have a complete mocked up

They haven’t reconsolidated the positions. Dave Calhoun is doing to be CEO and Larry Kellner has taken over has Chairman of the Board, effective immediately.

Nope. The new guy’s an accountant.

I wonder if they are going back to being an Engineering company or not?

What stops someone from doing that?  Common courtesy.

The only problem I have with Fuelly is it generally cherrypicks people that tend to hypermile or at least be mileage conscious.  That being said it’s obviously possible.

Maybe the building just walked into a door and maybe people need to stop asking so many questions.

ROOF SCOOP!

Volkswagen and going around the EPA. Name a more iconic duo.

So, who ever is currently in charge of Chevrolet’s design team (I suspect Michael bay) needs to be fired and has no business doing this.

Found Sam Raimi’s secret Kinja account.

The car was so bad that Tesla’s lead designer came on stage and smashed the windows.

We definitely had to pause a few times to wonder if we were being fucked with

Hey here’s a wild idea - just use regular door handles that everyone knows how to use!

and lo, mustang owners around the world collectively and smugly said

Neutral: For personal vehicles, never. Lawsuits will kill it all.

This is amusing, but accusing Vic Fangio of being duplicitous is like accusing Donald Trump of engineering all his controversies intentionally...for some reason.

It’ll be the clean one. Dude clearly doesn't waste a drop.

I think your problem is that the comparable cars you’ve owned/listed are also not particularly reliable, so it’s a reasonably low bar. A much higher, (and probably unrealistic bar) is that my 4Runner has never had an unplanned mechanic visit. At 140k miles I had to replace the starter contacts. Other than that, just…