and lo, mustang owners around the world collectively and smugly said

You have neglected to mention the 4th possibility theorized by physicist Rustin Cohle; that time is a flat circle.

Neutral: For personal vehicles, never. Lawsuits will kill it all.

This is amusing, but accusing Vic Fangio of being duplicitous is like accusing Donald Trump of engineering all his controversies intentionally...for some reason.

The best part of ashtrays was how they magically made the cigarette butts disappear at the end of the day, right? Just sent them into another dimension, and they weren’t just thrown away, so that the same plastic that this article is discussing wont still end up in the environment and cause problems. Right?

It’ll be the clean one. Dude clearly doesn't waste a drop.

Earlier this year, I read one article about J&J talc, and suddenly my social media feeds were blanketed with ads from them. The gist of those ads - them saying there is no asbestos in J&J baby powder. Maybe if they had spend that advertising money on extra inspections of the baby powder before it left their facility...

I know that not everyone understands what this means, because not everyone does software for a living, or understands how the hardware works.

The headline could be better. My first thought after reading it was that this transgender person was made fun of in Chappelle’s special and later killed themselves- not that her and Chappelle were friends...

Isn’t this also exactly Steve Jobs’ bio?  

People think this guy is a genius because he “came up” with the ideas of “what if cars had batteries” and “space is cool”. He doesn’t do anything but fund actual smart people in these endeavors. What he, and other people like him, are actually good at is manipulation. He manipulates his employees into believing he’s…

What idiot called it keeping the ball in Minshew’s hands and not Constant Gardner

“We have to stop this crisis at our Solar System border. I want $1.7 trillion trillion dollars to build the wall and I’m gonna make the aliens pay for it. (BUILD THE WALL! BUILD THE WALL!) They’re not sending us their best and brightest, they’re sending us murderers and ass-probers. (SEND HER BACK! SEND HER BACK!) I…

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Guaranteed his wife found those pictures on his phone and he was caught so he said “I was just showing everyone how ...bad...those swimsuits are!”

Last September, according to a timeline of events provided by the Anchorage School District, a swim team parent went so far as to take photos of the teenager at a swim meet and then send them to others

Mike Pence approves

Do people find this sort of thing inspiring? Just rest and recover you fucking lunatic, you are not that indispensable, nor is telling a bunch of guys chasing a ball around what to do worth it.

Just when I thought Jerry Falwell Jr. had good taste in men.

I think your problem is that the comparable cars you’ve owned/listed are also not particularly reliable, so it’s a reasonably low bar. A much higher, (and probably unrealistic bar) is that my 4Runner has never had an unplanned mechanic visit. At 140k miles I had to replace the starter contacts. Other than that, just…