Totally. Never forget that Obama had the audacity to disembark from Marine 1 and salute while holding a coffee. Truly he is history’s greatest monster. 

Imagine if Obama had served fast food. Not only would he have been excoriated for “besmirching the dignity of the office of President” or whatever, but we’d still be hearing “WHY DIDN’T HE SERVE FRIED CHICKEN HYUK HYUK” until the end of fucking time.

Well, if today proved anything, it’s that Twitter can get your ass fired.

Can’t blame Colangelo for finding ways to blow off steam. It’s easy to get a little hot under all that collar.

This is incredible. I guess I always suspected something like this could happen but to actually see it still sort of amazes.

This is such BS. I’ve worked with Colangelo. He would never do this. Would a man with such normal collars even think to do this? He’s a class act.

The NBA is abso-fucking-lutely amazing.

Black boxes? Cover up? Where is Malaysian Airlines Flight 370?! JET FUEL DOESN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!