Oh, dear lord. I’m surprised they didn’t trot out the “Don’t you need your husband here for this, little lady?” line.

The EQS styling fits a CUV much better than a sedan.

I’m concerned about the low fuel economy of my car, I’d like to spend $60,000 to save money.

A million bucks a year is pretty steep but if I had 23 weeks a year as a ringleader in the international traveling circus I sure wouldn’t want to schlep it in coach

I’ve been driving for 30+ years and consider myself a reasonably good driver. But I don’t have the skills to drive this car. My reactions are set for normal cars, my butt is calibrated to a normal car.  I know that a car with 2-3 times the capability would bite me if I wasn’t careful and I know that I wouldn’t remain…

Left rear looks 1.5 psi off. Dealership used an Analog gauge.

7 spokes

What a clusterfuck! Can’t unsee

Subaru Forester snowflake wheels. Looks bad with the different number of spokes and lug nuts.

Why did you do this to me!?!

Eh, I had an HD truck that I drove nearly every day and I loathed it. Quad cab Dualie, it sucked to park, handled like shit, was slow particularly considering how much fuel it used, rode like shit too. Don’t get me wrong, I loved the truck when I was hauling an enclosed trailer, but it sucked the rest of the time.

Manual transmissions are overrated for daily driving.

Are you and your company deeply tied to the leader of a regime who is invading a foreign country? Is your company the result of massive graft and you were able to purchase a state owned company for pennies on the dollar? Is your wealth tied to corruption and being best buds with a maniac with delusions of recreating…

The broad misconceptions about crypto help fuel their popularity among greedy, inept speculators. It’s like a flock of dollar-eyed sheep being led by a handful of intelligent sociopathic shepherds. One of my coworkers, a crypto fanboy, is always spouting off that the US dollar is inferior to crypto because since being…

hahaha take your damn star...

Oh joy, my modern flat 6 Porsche just increased in value (more)!

I’m really stoked on this one. People used to say that Porsche “could never make an electric car that feels like a Porsche!” but it turns out... *Taycan.*

Whoa buddy, be careful. Erin will call you up and leave you a threatening voicemail if you say anything remotely pro-gun.

Is Jalopnik no longer a car website? Is this why David and Torch left?

Torch and Tracy are gone for less than a week and I’m already seriously considering removing this site from my feed reader :(