Sigh. As a fellow dad joke enthusiast, I’m obligated to recognize your game. 

I too feel on fire when I have too much Cayenne

It is not called journalism. It's called "content." 

I kinda like the moon buggy being called the mood buggy.

this might be the worst listicle yet, keep it up guys! 

FTFY:

Watch out - this kind of comment gets you all sorts of shit on, in a Bezos thread.*

When I lived in Texas, lane-splitting (or lane sharing) was not specifically illegal, which meant you could do it, but an officer couldn’t write you a ticket for doing it. They could, however, write you a ticket for reckless driving if they deemed appropriate.

IMHO, the changes you’re describing might happen in the short term but the siren song of saving $$$ will be too strong to ignore long term. 5 years down the road: “Can’t we save 3% getting this from China?”  “Yes, but we’re paying a little extra to reduce risk of a supply chain disruption.” “The pandemic was FIVE…

He looked like a total badass. The control of his weapon points to adequate training. Glad he’s armed and spraying our highways for justice.

I used to do work like this. we had a guy at the docks that would call when a container ship full of TV/VCR combos would come in, he would tell me what truck and what highway it was on

Every single part of this is incredibly dumb.

Why even have driving tests, then? Fail them and let them try again after improvements have been made.

If you have a learners permit you can’t drive unsupervised.  Seems like a horrible standard for “full self driving”

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This weird apologist take is just bad. These people are thieves, stealing things from OTHER people who legitimately bought something despite the poor economy.

I should’ve stopped reading the first time Erin offered excuses for criminal behavior. But I kept reading and found more of it.

Waiting for Teslastans to say. “The Tesla is so smart it knows that’s a fake child. That is why it didn’t stop!”

what I want in my car is a dumb display and a bluetooth speaker system.

I’ll bring my own computation thank you very much.

door handles that break because theyre frozen and some ape tugs on them like its their pecker and breaks it arent problems. theyre actively destroyed. a door handle that just decides fuck you i dont wanna and you have to pay a thousand bucks to fix it is very different.