But kiss your catalytic goodbye!

This is only about the 1,000th video I’ve seen of an SUV flipping like an empty soda can. But please, SUV owners, tell me again how your car is “safer”.

It’s a game. There are rules.

Ford stock holders would like you to stop typing now.

If you’re the type of person who reads the fine print perhaps you don’t deserve to own a Tesla.

Unfortunately for the farmer, the John Deere technician is going to have to come out to train the computer to recognize the new replacement windshield.

For the love of god, please keep any dangly bits of your body well away from escalators gaps.

Did this guy fuck up and deserve to go to jail? Certainly.

In a John Oliver voice: “That wiper, quite literally, fucks”

So it was a band-aid for an engineering problem.

Which is exactly why it sucks. 

How on earth could they have made an appliance not work in white?

“It’s the Volvo 740 series of the 21st century.”

IMO it should’ve been hybrid only. Don’t even put a HYBRID badge on it at this point. Just put a 45 mpg sticker on it and be done.

“Why not go for the Hyundai Kona or the Kia Soul, which are both cheaper? Why not opt for the Kia Seltos’ interior charm?”

Go find me actual original MSRPs for cars throughout the year. That info’s not just sitting in one easy place, I’ve looked often enough.

“Sweet Jesus. I told you to give each Elmo two TEST TICKLES!"

“TestIQL” you say? Will it come with the truck nutz?

I just want to see Cadillac’s test mule for the Escalade. The TestIQL.

Q-ships. “mystery or special”. goes wayyy back.

Sometimes you have to come up with something Uniq when you are a Domistiq car maker.