Loving the jacket. Where is this photo from? Looks like an alternate universe.

It the first one from Matt Farah?

Failed my ‘written’ test the first time because the touchscreen failed. I went to hit D, nothing happened. I hit D again to input my answer. Then I hit D a few more times.

On the New Mexico story I was once in a Verizon store as an exhausted customer asked over and over again if they could use their phone in Europe as some smiling jackass employee repeated endlessly “yes it works everywhere in America”.

Hi Tyler,

It’s a training exercise. Didn’t want anyone to get hurt.

Probably would have cancelled the whole war and all the planned battles too

I bet he would have punched the enemy captain in the face.

And here is a picture of that Eclipse today -

they still sell these splice into the MAF thing? those were a scam like 10 years ago

It makes 700+whp daily? Every day? $1,500,000 well spent?

Very nice write up. My mom looked at buying one of these back around ‘94 or ‘95...and went with a Hyundai Accent instead o_O

As a former 944 owner I can’t hear you over my 5.7 liters of hoonage.

It’s like a cover of a time travel Choose Your Own Adventure book.

Because those people who became good, did shit work in the first place.

“This jackass pulled out in front of me like he didn’t expect me to be driving 120 mph on a two-lane country road.”

FTFY

Bravery?

Porsche LeMans tribute to Ferrari.

Please. That’s absurd, and also totally rational and logical and something every driver should keep in mind.