Thank you for responding, but I hate your response. Have fun.

Is Ford inferring something about Ferrari at the end there with the black horse?

The sound is...fine. If it’s even real. But I must say.....that was one of the worst hype videos I’ve ever seen. I can’t stand fake automotive videos....especially when the car is so capable and glorious. That was just disappointing and embarrassing.

“Please contact our sales representative, Tavarish, at 555-5555”

“This Phaeton will save you money by keeping you on the road and out of the mechanic’s garage.”

Genuine LOL.

Travis was Poochy?!

Please stop.

I hope the workers who install the turn signal don’t feel useless.

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But there is an Escape

Actually...

Don’t duck and drive, kids.

We all want a CRX, because beater racecar/dd!

[...] with a funky re-skin the way you used to do winAmp back in 1999.

Unfortunately, those little kids will probably grow up to be asshats too.