Also: I want that okonomiyaki NAO

Um...yeah, by Japanese standards they are chubbers. I'm a 36 at the hips and I only found ONE pair of jeans and ONE pair of shorts that fit me in my whole 4 month stay in Tokyo. I went to several stores to find a pair of shorts and even their biggest shorts wouldn't go halfway up my thighs (I'll never forget my host…

I don't know which is scarier: the very ribby picture (though I'd probably look the same in the same pose...)or the poorly photoshopped picture with no ribs...:?

Its...a pretty stupid reason when you realize parasites are in every living creature. My sheep in my back field need to be dewormed....but they are gonna get them again. and I will eat them regardless because I COOK MY MEAT ALL THE WAY.

whew. I almost married him! luckily this time he twisted my arm to mmove in with him before we got married and turned into a dick. much easier to leave!

cold cream for the win! I've started using it because I work in a shop and I get NASTY stuff on my skin all day (okay, not that nasty....gold and silver dust mixed with various abrasives). It wickes that stuff right off. I took a jar to work and got the new kid to start using it. ha!

LIES. Shopping makes me feel angry and anxious.

Or...just not pole dance when you have nothing else to do...

wait...really? I totally thought I read in one of my nieces mags that was "aLL AbOuT KaTY PeRRY!!!" that she was 32 when "I kissed a girl" came out. BRB. Gonna WIKI..
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HOLY CRAP! YOU'RE RIGHT! Damn. I totally thought since she was older she'd be around for another 10 years....this means shes gonna hang around for 20+…

I was hoping it was an Elektra get-up. Oh well. Girl tries to be modest in an immodest profession.

Why is she making a triceratops? Is that going to be her hand signal? Gaga did the paw for her little monsters, Gomez does the triceratops for her...um...what do you call Gomex fans anyway?

(eta...have to admit, saw her with my niece a few years ago and she did pretty good on stage for a kid)

lolz....her pole dance is terrible. her "kick" had a clear case of tight hamstrings...I'm not warmed up and can probably do that just as well.

THE SAME TENT

neither look like they are really meditating.

My niece looooobes him. She thinks its all media lies. He's still just that sweet kid/hunk/dreamboat/best musician evrrrrrr.

true...but i will say I kinda defined becoming a "woman" as when that first hair started to grow. Then I shaved it one day and for the next few weeks whenever I looked down in the shower was like, "AAAAHH!! WHERE'D MY VAGINA GO?!!" even though I knew my hair =/= vagina.

food safety for myself? no-existant. Okay, I don't cross contaminate raw and cooked meats....

Yet another lady whos never been on a single diet here!

damn. makes sense.

Yeah, I figured this out by the time I was 10.