Dude. That song is awesome. Is a love ballad involving taking evening drives with his lady on a John Deere. Its cute.

I hate to be *that person* buuuut after enough goading Dolly admits this never happened, but rather she heard then name "Jolene" one day and just liked the sound and started writing. But as a damn good show woman she knows people would rather hear about hear "beat this woman down with mah wig"

I absolutely agree that lesbian depictions should be genuine, i have no disagreement with that. Nor should he sexuality be used for the fun and profit of the straight community.

I actually was going to say, originally, assuming 80% of people are straight....then I looked at several sources that kept claiming it was only 3%.....seemed weird to me, but i went with the published numbers because i was hoping people wouldn't go after the numbers and answer the question instead.

While I think it is totally fair for the author to want her sexual orientation portrayed honestly and not as a titlating joke, I have an honest question:

wow. $100? that is crap pay for the number of hits funny or dies stuff generates.

The legs. everyones legs are photo shopped to death. creeeeepy.

I'm just saying the likelyhood of two young guys being at survival starvation mode is incredibly unlikely...particularly if they can afford a bow and arrow set, or the gas to drive around with the dead turkey in the truck. Rice and beans cost $2, tops. Gas for a truck to drive to your neighbours and kill their animal?…

They were teenagers living down the street. One was 19, one 18. Most likely at that age, they did it for fun.

"family" ties go beyond just blood. I say this as a sister of an adopted child. her blood may no be mine, but she is my sister and as much as she deserves my hate its not happening. Believe me, messed up person. But she is still my sis, so i will always love her in a way. And her children are dear to me, i've helped…

get friends who can cook to help you, or just make sandwiches! my friend asked for cookies on facebook for the dinners, great way to get friends to help if they can.

Aw, thats sad. Turkeys are totally awesome and can become like pets. Those guys are assholes, why on earth would anyone feel they have the right to go on someones property, kill that persons animal and then eat it? I do not understand thieves...

huh, thats pretty crazy. Your 5 year old nephew is that into politics, eh?

I'm sorry you don't have anyone to celebrate with! This is definitely an excuse for a friends-giving (or an "orphan" Christman). I hope you can find friends to share Christmas with, or spend it giving to others. I baked some cookies for boxed thanksgiving meals my friends are putting together. they are going to give…

I always save them for the next morning...add butter and honey and its soooo gooood.

He did blue collar jobs for a tv show...that somehow supprised you? I guess you've never worked much with the blue collar crowd much, huh?

Well, I do have a coworker who has "Rihanna" tattooed on her neck...maybe I SHOULD get her something RiRi-lated...maybe then she will stop hating me and no long looks like she going to stab me at any moment

Read that as "Want To Be A Better Sturgon?"

yeah, all the ladies have such big boobs...how can you be active wearing supportless shirts and not either falling out of their shirts or in crippling pain? I mean, im just chillin' and my boobs are hurting....fighting zombies and evil clowns would just be seriously painful