I've been doing celebrities the last few years. I LOVE trying to get down people's personalities and act all night long. I started with Marilyn Monroe with the pink getup from "Gentlmen Prefer Blondes" And learned the whole song and dance of "Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend." Last year I went as Harpo and that was…

yeeeeah, I'd not be okay with that. I mean, the kid will probably be okay but its not cool. I know it sounds crazy but I would probably have a firm discussion with "Jessie" Something like, "Hey Jessie, I know you are here too and thats ok, but this is our living space. Don't scare my daughter or you won't be welcome…

Apperently I'm only going to have 2 trick or treaters. The one thing that sucks about the country.

Pigs, ug! they get too smart for their own good if you let them! I need to get my girl some pumpkins. I just started a twitter account for her (http://twitter.com/RosieDaPig) but no one is following it, :(

Ug, should have stopped at the happy story about your grandmas ghost.

My grandma had something similar happen to her! There was someone who was i think raping and murdering women in the area. My grandma woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and when she came back into the bedroom she heard someone trying to open the window, so she turned on the light and saw someone …

I hope sharing your story helped lift a little bit of the weight. Good luck to you, I hope life treats you better.

Yes! But I gotta say Kinja is making it suck.

Only time i did music was for laughs. I started by parodying Janis Jopin by singing, "Go down on meeeee~! Down on me!" He got a kick out of it, put on that song and went to it.

That......

AAAAAAHH!! The acid mark being cancer? Creepy! you win for creepiness!

Ug, gross. My instinct says the girl was raped by those men. horrible.

Good. I don't need anyone knowing what he is packing. keep 'im to myself!

They should dig up Edward Muybridge and take a picture with his bones of his running horse....'cuz that changed the world. And it needs more dead people.

I need to get those sexy booty shorts for my guy.

That looks like an awesome job.

The layers are cut out of the single sheet. See the "shadows" on the ground?

I like that this story is "Presented by Virgin."

Sad that Die Antwoord so very much dislikes Gaga. I guess she asked them to open, and rather than just saying no and going on their way they killed a Gaga character in a music video. Her tweet in response was awesome, though. Maybe they just want to stage a "fight" for attentions sake and in 10 years they will get…

To be fair, those ladies where probably drugged up sluts that the world is better without. I mean, no decent woman with a stable productive life would feel the need to get pregnant without wanting to be. Nature give women lots of control of their own bodies: when good women are raped their bodies shut down and they…