Oh man, Thanks for reminding me about my appointment with them today, Mittens!

I am confused, what do you mean by twice a month? only have guns purchasable 2 days a month, or a limit on being able to buy only 2 guns a month? I actually used to be anti-gun, then I got to know good folks with guns, but its not as black and white as it used to seem to me.

I just moved to the country, I have sheep. I plan on buying a gun because come lambing time there is a chance of coyote killing my flock. We lost 1 ewe lamb from the animal we wanted bred the most to a coyote last year. If they take from me, i will take from them. I do not plan on buy an semi-automatic and mowing…

"Pointing out that the average length of sexual intercourse in "civilian life" is only a few minutes, Hartley noted, while the shortest porn scenes require an absolute minimum of "half an hour of hard thrusting by a well-endowed young man."

harhar. That makes me smile.

I, in everyday speech, am damn good at analogies. I used to read frinkin Shakespeare for fun in middle school-its not like im a total doof. For some reason, I failed miserably at the SAT analogies. maybe my issue was c? I don't know.

reason #43 why I usually go braless....my bras come out very sad after washing.

I had a neighbour dress up as a "Japanese Lady" for halloween (I happened be to a Yamanba that year), only she had he obi tied in front. I laughed heartily at the fact she was all sterotypes with chopsticks in her hair, little did she know what she was REALLY dressed as.

The thing about chemical fertilizers is its alot of "nutrients" (although usually its only NKP, and missing other important nutrients that plants require to grow) at once, but the chemical stuff is water soluble, so anytime it rains or the crops are watered those fertilizers wash away deeper and deeper into the…

No, you don't so long and the animal it comes from has a decent nutrient feed. What goes in comes out.

Actually, a large part of the problem is that cattle destroy the land just by wandering. Their hooves compact the earth, which in turn ruins the tilth which in turn makes it difficult, if not kills, the growing grass. Also, cattle tend to rip the grass out of the ground rather than chopping off the tops of the plants.…

I'm wondering what the hell, besides grass, cows can eat that pigs and chickens can't? This line confuses me.

By switching to a different form of birth control? I'm just speculating, but she is a *woman* and may have started taking hormonal birth control to lessen her periods. I mean, who wants heavy flow while you are touring? Much less with the revealing costumes she wears. Plus she is 26 and metabolism starts slowing down,…

Her hair: I love.

As easy as it is to be snarky about it, it is common enough that women "don't know" or "didn't realize" they are pregnant that it is one of the first questions they as in the ER. I know a fellow who works in the ER who has indeed delievered babies to women who swore they weren't pregnant.

I think I spend more now that I am co-habitating with my fiance. Dude eats way the fuck too much. I can feed myself on $30 a week and eat like a queen. $30 goes two days with him.

Study early American History and you will see: yes, Native Americans HAVE been and continue to be systematically discriminated against. Reservations were basically intended to be the American version of ghettos, many forced tribes with no agrarian skills or traditions onto poor land they were supposed to "farm." When…

harharhar. I get it. It get it. Good joke song.

I got stiffed overtime pay and waited a month to act on it calmly.