I, in everyday speech, am damn good at analogies. I used to read frinkin Shakespeare for fun in middle school-its not like im a total doof. For some reason, I failed miserably at the SAT analogies. maybe my issue was c? I don't know.

reason #43 why I usually go braless....my bras come out very sad after washing.

I had a neighbour dress up as a "Japanese Lady" for halloween (I happened be to a Yamanba that year), only she had he obi tied in front. I laughed heartily at the fact she was all sterotypes with chopsticks in her hair, little did she know what she was REALLY dressed as.

The thing about chemical fertilizers is its alot of "nutrients" (although usually its only NKP, and missing other important nutrients that plants require to grow) at once, but the chemical stuff is water soluble, so anytime it rains or the crops are watered those fertilizers wash away deeper and deeper into the…

No, you don't so long and the animal it comes from has a decent nutrient feed. What goes in comes out.

Actually, a large part of the problem is that cattle destroy the land just by wandering. Their hooves compact the earth, which in turn ruins the tilth which in turn makes it difficult, if not kills, the growing grass. Also, cattle tend to rip the grass out of the ground rather than chopping off the tops of the plants.…

I'm wondering what the hell, besides grass, cows can eat that pigs and chickens can't? This line confuses me.

By switching to a different form of birth control? I'm just speculating, but she is a *woman* and may have started taking hormonal birth control to lessen her periods. I mean, who wants heavy flow while you are touring? Much less with the revealing costumes she wears. Plus she is 26 and metabolism starts slowing down,…

Her hair: I love.

As easy as it is to be snarky about it, it is common enough that women "don't know" or "didn't realize" they are pregnant that it is one of the first questions they as in the ER. I know a fellow who works in the ER who has indeed delievered babies to women who swore they weren't pregnant.

I think I spend more now that I am co-habitating with my fiance. Dude eats way the fuck too much. I can feed myself on $30 a week and eat like a queen. $30 goes two days with him.

Study early American History and you will see: yes, Native Americans HAVE been and continue to be systematically discriminated against. Reservations were basically intended to be the American version of ghettos, many forced tribes with no agrarian skills or traditions onto poor land they were supposed to "farm." When…

harharhar. I get it. It get it. Good joke song.

I got stiffed overtime pay and waited a month to act on it calmly.

ha, I got a terrible temper. I hate to admit how many times I've been there.....although nothing snaps me out of it like breaking something I didn't intend to break.

Do sheep with black and white faces count?

Do they live in the south or somewhere with poisonous snakes or lots of rodents? Maybe you can prey on his fear of creepy crawlies with a Guinea Hog (http://albc-usa.org/cpl/guinea.html)? Its cool to have something you can feed your kitchen scraps to.

Your wish is my command http://craftyjeweler.blogspot.com/ I'm a jeweler and cook, too, so theres alot of jewelry related posts in there.

I think my coworkers would be happier, too. I always bombard them with the lastest pig news....and they really don't care. I would so love to do a column on my farm animals.