haha, I laugh hartily when my dog passes gas because she turns around and sniffs it like some teenage boy who knows its gross but HAS to sniff it. i've resisted the dog fart posts, but if it makes someone else laugh its worth it.

That sounds kinda cool to me...but then again, I seriously concidered taking advanced health classes in college so i could go see a human dissection so cool to me isn't nessecarily cool to others.

Yes yes yes! That is how you do it.

I've never had good luck with cosmetics, so I'm not one to ask i guess. I've bought crappy MAC eyeshadows before, and found awesome makeup in the Japanese dollar store. every brand is a mixed bag. For me Mary Kay has great eyeshadow remover and their moisturizer and face works well for my skin. However, the toners…

you pull your pants down to your knees then squat, not your ankles. keeps them out of the way, works for camping, too!

I'm the total opposite! spring hits and the girls are free and put to pasture. Fall comes, I get cold and back in the barn they go.

Goddamnit. i want cookies now.

Yeah, I bet all those bastards who called her fat are feelin' dumb.

We don't have AC. Oregon doesn't usually get that hot....but when it does yikes! We do it the old fashioned way: open up the house (windows, doors) in the night/ morning when its cool and let the cool air in. Once it starts to heat up close all the windows, doors and shades and it helps keep the house cool (not cold,…

As a person who thought she hated kids: You don't need to change if you don't want to, but if you want to not get totally stressed out whenever kids are around you need to change how you see kids. Right now you only see the negative shit kids do, if you want to not go in a rage around them try and look for something…

Are you willing to pay more for chemical free meat? It talks longer to grow so the price is, of course, higher. Grass fed cows get slaughtered after 2 1/2 years to 3, whereas with corn supplements and growth hormones beef can take 1 1/2 to 2 years. Are you willing to pay the farmer extra money for his extra time and…

My mother is a pediatric rehab doc and she has seen this before (and warned us kids about). along with toothbrushes lodged in the brain, toothpicks and straws. Basically don't walk with anything in your mouth or if you trip it will go in your brain. This is a little different that it went through her eye to get to her…

sadly its not. my nephew does it too...only difference is they sag really tight pants.

Hear Hear! Livin' it up in the Pacific Northwest!

Her hair: I want it.

I've dated only unemployed men (college, yo) but once i was out of college turned out the only guy who was interested in me was unemployed by luck, not by lack of desire to work. It was clear he wanted to work, the other bozos were pampered bums. Fast forward two years and he now busts his balls sometimes 90 hours a…

WHY?! WHY DID YOU HAVE SO MANY DELICIOUS LOOKING ARTICLES YESTERDAY AND NOT ALLOW COMMENTS?! MEAN, MEAN PEOPLE!

God, I want to give my coworker a makeover so bad. I mean all he would need is a little mineral powder bronzer, possibly a kiss of blush where blood normally exists and maaaaybe concealer....but he wouldn't look like the walking dead anymore. He'd just look alive.

Sadly, sexual harassment is condoned by many a photographer. I did one glamour shoot and got references for the photographer. Supposedly he was good and professional. Well, at some point he grabbed by dirty maxi pad and licked it to prove "periods arn't dirty" and then later he threw his clothes off and hopped in the…

"She's nuts man. But not the good kind of nuts, cuz she is mean and assholeish. "