"Never pay full price for something......I just want to help others."

I do! I'm looking forward to next year when i raise my own turkey. bet it will taste even better than the fancy diestle turkey we got this year.

"..But making up a new holiday on housewives' "off day" that centers around them being stuck in the kitchen making a feast for their kids and husbands...hmm...not sure, if I was her contemporary, that I'd be super excited about that. "

I miss the turkey we had on the farm. he was pretty relaxed and we used to talk. He looked at me funny like he wasn't sure if i was a good witch or a bad witch or if i was edible....just kinda cocked his head and would go, "ah?" I tried feeding him some cherry tomatos from my hand on day. I knew it was risky and he…

I think this is a brilliant idea. I would totally love to watch a poorly animiated Gaga cartoon where she and her fabulous sidekicks stop bullies and help kids find their super powers. Shit, I need to pitch this to the Lady....

Here in amerika they sell pre-cooked patties in grocery stores (along with pre-cooked bacon. ??!), so I assumed McD's wouldn't mind too much using those, either. well, there ya go. either im wrong or americans don't mind pre-cooked sausage because we have no taste buds left.

Thing is: thes hats look awesome in black and white photography (sorta like pencil eyebrows and the doll lips) but in real life? the would look pretty dorky.

Goodness. You people are picky about your fastfood breakfasts. Why I hate doing brunch: people are so fuckin' picky about it.

Yeah...but their probably either nuked or steamed at mcdonalds. I highly doubt they leave min. wage workers at 6 am to cook raw patties. Lord knows I always undercook my sausage patties—-am I'm a freaking professional cook. its the easy stuff i cant cook. Caramel without a candy thermometer? no prob. creme brule? a…

Common, you think these guys are willing to take responsibility for their actions? No. Nor have they ever been told its their responsibility too. Blame it on the ladies and they don't have to change, they only need to change the ladies. But of 13 year old boys in mens bodies.

waaaay longer than the 160 character limit.

I love plain seltzer water, but almost everywhere around here sells only cold flavored seltzer water. I DON"T WANT FLAVOR, IF I WANTED FLAVOR I'D GET SODA! STOP FORCING YOUR EMPTY CALORIES AND/OR ASPARTIMINE ON ME!

Until people are willing to pay $5 for a "cruelty free" egg-mcmuffin, its gonna keep happening.

I don't understand that. Why don't they just send the roosters to farms to grow for eating? If not high quality regular roasters, wouldn't they make fine ground chicken?

Well, fear not: they are easy to replicate at home. Scramble a free-range egg, place it on tome a free range sausage patty, top with cheese on a buttered english muffin. All the yum, guilt free. to speed it up, cook a bunch of suausage patties ahead of time and just nuke 'em when you want them.

What a creeptastic analogy.

I'm a jerk.

aaaack, i totally felt like a pariah for being a virgin. and for not drinking. i drank before i fucked...almost lost it when I was 22, but my gut said, "this dudes fakin' ya" which turned out to be true, so i waited another two years.

I'm so original they don't have the stuff I wear. Or maybe I'm so hobo they don't have what i wear.....

I think that "seam" is actually a tattoo.