They only invited him for the batteries.

And, as ever, the top two comments are from men who comment early and on absolutely everything.

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

Dude, the fact that there is not a designated staffer with the sole task of faking a heart attack every time the President starts his remarks with “I’m not going to read the prepared speech” is just a failure of leadership at this point.

If you’re worried about world population growth, better to focus on global investment in women’s education. That is proven to bring down birth rates drastically without anyone being a dick about other people’s reproductive choices.

I’m waiting for her to write a song about all of her FedExes

so thats what brown can do for you...pack up and efficiently rid you of your dignity.

Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…

As the more affluent sister, I got a lot of resentment from mine. What she doesn’t know is that I was homeless and broke for a few years of my life. At that time, she was doing coke and stripping for a living. I recovered, got a law degree and am doing well. Her, well, she keeps making the same mistakes. But I love…

Going solely on a few decades of observation of this phenomenon, dude who proposed an open relationship actually wants out, but doesn’t want to be the bad guy, so he threw out the open relationship gambit in expectation that she’ll dump him and he can walk away guilt free because SHE chose to end it.

Dear MVP,

Has MVP’s boyfriend met a specific person he wants to sleep with hence he’s come up with this? I would probably think so...

I read this title as “ my boyfriend wants new pussy but still needs to split the rent cost”

The whole thing played without buffering ❤️

Is there any chance that this will give pause to Trump’s working class supporters?

My friend is making me this outfit so I can cosplay as her and I am SO EXCITED and I may teach in it because dress for the job you want, not the job you have

I don’t think either party should be playing their relationship in Publix and from what I can tell, only 1 is.

People are angry and are looking at someone to punish. They likely don’t know any white supremacists but they certainly know a lot of well meaning liberals. Might as well go punch an ally in the face because it will make me feel better in the short-term. 

For anyone out there who is a fan of RuPauls Drag Race, there was an episode where resident contradictory judge Michelle Visage got owned by Carson Kressley: “Be you, but don’t be you. Give us less, but more.”

I don’t have anything pertinent to add, but I just wanted to say that this was a hell of an article. I don’t follow boxing or MMA very closely, but I was riveted. VERY well done.