Am immediately forwarding this to my 20-year-old son. Although I believe he has now moved on to a tasteful Martha-Stewartesque bob with sideswept bangs.

This is exactly what my ex would have done had I mentioned donating my alimony. Donate it for me, take the tax break, and expect to be thanked for saving me all that troublesome paperwork. Instead I somehow wound up paying the alimony tax despite working part-time at minimum wage while he pulled down a healthy…

I was in a relationship that sounds exactly like this. I ended it, and my only regret was not doing it sooner. I’m hesitant to say this to a stranger since I don’t want to be a negative influence, but I’ll just be honest, and please take it with a grain of salt. Also, I suspect I am much older than you, so that’s a…

I think Taylor could care less what people think of her word choices.

My son goes to school in the Upper Peninsula, which is geographically part of Wisconsin although legally in Michigan. (You cross a time zone while travelling NORTH, so you’re already in a mindfucked condition when you arrive.) The boy’s half-Jewish, with light-olive skin, chesnut hair, and a slim build. Up there he…

Maybe not him, but the last name is no coincidence. Somebody is quite concerned about Wonderlands.

My 16-year-old said “Mom, you’re so rude, what if her name actually is Candice Bergen Belsen?” His dad paid for 8 years of Hebrew school and a bar mitzvah, while at my end I’ve kept up the meaningless cultural history education at a good pace. Evidently we both failed.

I feel the need to come back and apologize for my sarcastic tone. The air-conditioning is broken and I have a Category 5 case of PMS. I do feel that your moniker crosses the line between darkly funny and disrespectful of those who don’t share your coping mechanism. Should’ve left it there.

I don’t think we should open the door to speculation about each others’ mindset. In fact, let’s close it altogether. Enjoy the rest of your Sunday.

I would not dream of trying to educate you.

As a Jew myself, yes it is. Google Bergen Belsen, click “images”, stare at them for 10 minutes, then come back and tell me what a funny person you are.

What show is that? Best thing Ive seen in the 10 minutes since I woke up today.

Oh wow, I just noticed your name. I have to tell you that’s not cool. Not cool at all.

In England Suki can be a shortened form of Susan.

This is pathetic. You guys all need some teenage offspring. I am 54 and understood every word of that email.

Why can’t it be fashionable for women’s crotches to be furry and male musician’s faces to be clean-shaven? Modern culture has it all backwards at the moment.

Greetings, kindred spirit! I would insert a humorous gif, but I don’t know how to do that on my phone, and it’s waaaaay too much effort to ask my kid to show me how.

“Thick and full as a sea-captain’s beard.” Thank you for that, it is the best thing I have encountered all day.

The Sex Pistols appealed to a generation (mine) because they were ANTI-glam. Punk rock was bleak relief for those of us who were too clumsy, cranky, or wierd-looking to glide smoothly around to the Bee-Gees. If you’re gonna toss in a gratuitous cultural reference at least choose an example that makes sense.

Matha Stewart used to be the most hated person in the pop-culture universe. Think Goopy on ‘roids. Then she went to prison, came out funny, and hasn’t looked back since. There’s a useful lesson in here somewhere.