Lots of women were in love with Liberace.

I’ll never forget the episode of Househunters International were the husband kept nixing houses because “Where would I keep my goats?” It’s not like he was a goat farmer or anything, or that he had a pet goat. He just kept harping on it.

Oooh, I’ll have to go looking for it. That would explain the fiancee/beard.

FWIW, both brothers split time between separate homes they share with their SO’s and a third home they share with each other. Let’s just say you wouldn’t be the first to ask questions about just how “non-traditional” their setup might be.

My understanding is that there was an update to the Dear Prudence letter where the twins claimed to have ended their relationship shortly after writing. I’m not saying that the Property Brothers are the incest twins, im just recklessly implying that all of the evidence lines up perfectly.

Someone on another article said they looked like “two goldfish that got turned into humans by a bored witch”.

Oh she would be good. She’s got Liz’s sloppy-drunk hair, for one.

Why have we not had a remake of this starring Stockard Channing? I feel like she would be perfect for this role!

To be honest, the formulaic bullshit of these shows is wearing on me... each show has the same over-produced beats: house hunt with aggravatingly slow house choice (FAKE! house was bought months ago), demolition that usually uncovers a disaster that threatens to shut down everything (FAKE! the production company…

You are so right with that observation! I don’t understand the people that think they’re these super hunky guys??

I know this is terrible of me but the Property Brothers just look weird. May be the head shape? I don’t know, but they’re odd looking.

Do not care but will watch if they break up on camera. Like what if this is an hgtv version of Who’s afraid of Virginia Woolf and we are ALL invited to watch?

Same. “My husband doesn’t help as much as I thought he was going to” is a familiar refrain.

Yeah, “I’ve wasted the last 30 years reading articles I don’t like” is not the most interesting or convincing pitch I’ve ever heard. It doesn’t make me think anything’s wrong with the articles, it makes me wonder what’s wrong with the commenter.

I’ve told the longer story elsewhere on Jezebel but the short of it is my wife almost died from an ectopic pregnancy. We generally fall back on “well we tried but God tried to kill my wife so I figure its out of our hands. Take it up with him.”

My former coworker, who was married and childless at the time (she has two kids under 3 now), told us that when her friend said that she and her husband did not plan to have children, Coworker asked “Then why did you get married?” and that sparked an argument between them. She was shocked that they were arguing. I was…

Based on your comment history, you clearly hate Jezebel and find it beneath you. I’m gonna give you some advice: You don’t have to read it! It’s really that simple. Secondly, you have a hard time with the meaning of words, such as “misogyny,” “satire” and “jokes.”

Glad to see this! I’m 35 and I do not want children - never have. However, it would be super nice to have a partner / be married one day. I’m permanently single - not by choice - and it seems like the men I come across on dating websites are all freaking obsessed with children. Ok, maybe I’m exaggerating a smidge.…

Hot take: every woman I know with young kids is either:

I’m 40, married, with no children. It’s amazing how in 2017 I still get snide comments from people for choosing a life without kids (particularly from women of child bearing age). I’m selfish, my life has no meaning, and, by all accounts, I’ll have no one to care for me when I’m old. Even as a child growing up, I knew…