That’s why when she opens the door her face is all “hell-o.” As mine would be IRL and is every year when I watch my DVD of this movie.
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That house is architectural porn.
“Christmas in Connecticut” and “The Bishop’s Wife” are my favorite classic Christmas movies. They’re funny and a bit sentimental without all the schmaltz of “Miracle on 34th Street” or “It’s a Wonderful Life.”
ME: Would you ever do this to me?
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Dennis Morgan, who plays Jefferson Jones, is fucking hot.
I watch this movie every single year. It is what all my country home dreams are made of. And that house is easily the best thing (only good thing) about her fiance. And I meticulously avoid the Dyan Cannon/ Kris Kristofferson remake. Directed by Arnold Schwarzenegger. Don’t watch it. Its a trick.
Didn’t you know? Unless you give white people 100% of everything (media representation, access to colleges, political power), you’re being racist against white people. It’s just like how as soon as they started letting gay people work, they also opened up the concentration camps for The Straights. Think about it.
What’s scary is that a significant percentage of these people do have IQs above 100, but they have abandoned any pretense of critical thinking and instead get all of their political opinions from right-wing media. A friend of mine calls this condition “Fox rabies.”
Sniveling Privilegewank. Is. The. Best. Phrase. Ever.
Jesus Christ. We want just some place for us at the goddamn table and some white people act like we’re saying no white people allowed.
Dear Henry, the guy who thinks he needs a“safe space” for white dudes: it’s called EVERYWHERE. Inviting more people to the table doesn’t make you unsafe, you sniveling privilegewank.
Trust someone named Chaz and this is what happens.
He later turned his attention to the enemy of all yogurtmen, sour cream, and declared that it “has no reason for being.”
I ended up with an amazingly ugly holiday sweater during a holiday white elephant exchange. It was a sweatshirt, but someone had used fabric paint to put a Christmas tree on it, then sewed on little charms as ornaments. It was horrible and perfect.
We suck. :/
“The fucking point is I’d rather suffer a SUPER EXTREME BEYOND BELIEF YOU SHOULD GOOGLE IT coffee burn than have that shitstain’s dick forced into my mouth.”
I know we’re supposed to be deeply grateful that the cops were willing to deal with this piece of shit at all. And sure, yay, baby steps, etc.
She willingly came forward and talked to the media after the verdict so the media can use her name now.
I’d sue their union, the pension fund, and any relatable things which would more penalize the officers then the community at large. Suing the city doesn’t hurt these scumbags.