I literally exclaimed “OMG! Frank’s still alive!?!?”

What about Genevieve’s moss wall and the wife was hella allergic!?

#SANDFLOOR!

I would grab 3 more senior poodle mixes to fill out my golden girls ( I already have a Rose), some hot dogs for them and a lot of wine for me, then I’d hunker down.

I’m amazed you read it once! Ir’s the definition of “too long, didn’t read!” I made it about half way through before my headache from eyeroll.

but, thankfully (thanks audiences!!!), he didn’t get the girl so people should have learned!

He doesn’t have to do anything for money. He has millions and he’s old, he could do nothing and still be comfortable in some country that doesn’t care if you treat women like objects.

Well, everyone knows Milwaukee is chock-a-block full of fashion editors! It’s the Paris of the Midwest.

I had to sign one at my job but it only covers the technical “how-tos” of the job, like the machines we use and the finishing techniques which makes sense because my boss built the machines and created unique techniques that his competitors don’t use (but really want to know how to do). It doesn’t cover anything said…

Someone should tell her that’s a straight path to lip wrinkles, as sure as smoking. That would stop this foolishness immediately. And it’s not even a lie! Win-win!

Drank too much...

Yeah, when I’ve been in those times I’ve maxed out my credit cards but managed to never creep on teenagers.

Yep. There’s a reason they call it grooming. There are A LOT of men out there who’s whole plan is to get a girl 14-19 and turn her into his “perfect woman.” And it often works because these girls feel special due to the attention and don’t have the experience to know that the man is a creep. They want very young women…

Lisa would totally be team HRC and would never be a rose emoji.

Really, isn’t it time for Mamet to just go off and die? Like, aren’t all his peers dying? Why can’t he?

Mamet and LaBute can go to an island an blow each other. They’ve been stains on the theater community for decades.

If her condition makes her okay with killing an animal on another person’s say so, maybe her emotional support shouldn’t come from an animal.

Even if they did WHY DID SHE DO IT!?!?!

Yeah, unless I have the receipt (or it’s Home Depot), I just assume I messed up and it goes to the donation pile.

When I worked at Tower in the 90's a dude tried to return a broken cassette tape without a case or receipt or anything and when we all (even the manager!) told him, “No. Sorry,” he said, “You ARE sorry!” and threw the tape at my head and left.