I already have all of those things, I don’t need that in a man. That said, no man is moving into my beautiful house and stinking it up!

All of my friends my age are married. None of the husbands are truly pulling their weight. I am constantly annoyed for my friends when they ask for so little and the men act like they are being asked to move Everest.

thank god

The decorations are fun and sparkly and it’s a great excuse to celebrate your loved ones with food and drink and presents!

And yet he’s a millionaire and I am struggling to pay my bills! :(

Oh those pesky music rights! Same reason that most of WKRP isn’t streaming! Only Season 1 on Hulu with filler music :(

I threatened to poop on someone’s studio floor if the ever locked the ladies’ room from public access again (this was the 2nd time in less than a month), so I think I can tell you all about being a lady.

She’s 51 fucking years old. Unless he’s Methuselah, he needs to take several fucking seats.

To answer your questions:

Probably started maintenance injections in her 20s, hoping she’s always look 25 but instead looks like a well preserved 45.

Why would you do that to a dog?!?!

Money can’t buy you class but it can buy you a nose, teeth, eye lift, a gallon of botox, and restylane...

Well... he might not be wrong there, but I doubt he’ll make it to totality...

I adore Meredith. I would follow her off a cliff.

God yes.

Oh! I worked at a record store in college and I had people throw cassette tapes at my head!

EXACTLY! I just bought a house and there is so much that the seller did that is pissing me the hell off, but I would never even consider trashing him! Even if a simple $20 shower head a few years ago would have solved a, so far, $2k problem I have now. :-\

no lie. I LOVE People’s Court.

A million times THIS!!!! EVERY TIME I WORKED RETAIL! I’m like, I’m fallowing YOUR rules! If they really don’t matter, why do you undermine your employees and make them enforce them? Do they not understand it makes people abuse CS people because they KNOW that if they take it to the next level they’ll get their way?

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