The man is like a toxic mushroom with eyeliner.

I’ve had a cuddle crush on Andy since early Late Night. I just wanna hug him and talk comedy and pop culture and politics.

I’ve never been abused, but I am very clumsy (and also partake in a bit of consensual battery) and sometimes it takes DAYS for bruises to show. If the wound is deep the marks won’t surface for quite some time. Most abusers know this, I’m sure, and make a point to do deep damage so they can claim they weren’t there or…

now I have to google this... I’m sure it’s gonna put me on some list.

What are the “medical reasons” for fake boobs?

Especially the Dione Warwick version! But in a “god that’s so funny because it’s so gross and old fashioned!” kind of way not in a “I want to fashion my life after it” kind of way.

All I can say is please know that she is not the norm. If you go people will hurt. People will cry. People will be lost without you. She is a toxic garbage human. She is the worst of humanity. Her opinion is NOTHING. You are loved and you would be missed.

What’s even grosser is that, unless Lauren had some sort of special deal (which I doubt due to her freshman level writing skills) she did this all for $50. Because that’s what xoJane pays... $50...

Count me in your posse. No need to apologize. This person is selfish trash.

Same. Before I read it I assumed, foolishly, that it was a “my friend was suffering and now they’re free from pain” don’t stigmatize people who commit suicide... but no. SOOOOOOO the opposite. So gross and garbage and selfish. I want to hunt her down and spit on her.

Yep she’s bringing rancid Wives and Lovers realness...

PREACH.

My former best friend planned her 40th birthday party weekend (her birthday is actually in NOVEMBER! but she’s outdoorsy so she decided she wanted a big summer bash where everyone would pay to rent a beach house and celebrate her for 4 days) on my actual 40th birthday (which is in July) and when I finally confronted…

He’s punished enough... he has to fuck Amanda!

Indeed it is. She is a gross human trashcan of a person.

That’s actually quite common for swingers parties. Honestly seems downright reasonable.

And still fucked it up.

Pretty much.

It’s branded oil pulling that’s gonna cost you $100+ a month as opposed to a $10 jar of coconut oil... so it’s better?

Totally with you. Just yesterday I saw a pair of shoes I thought was so cute and then saw “Ivanka Trump”... nope... wouldn’t buy them for a penny.