Yeah, you want a sitter, pay for a sitter. Crummy parent, that one.

ouch.

And then shared that on social media...

If BOTH of them really are virgins? Oh heck yeah... even with 2 experienced people, there’s fumbling. He’ll probably try to fuck her ear or something.

Right? They did nothing wrong and really did their best to shine.

This is why my friends lied. They said it was an anniversary meal... saved them like $5 a plate.

I look forward to seeing this poorly acted on next seasons Deadly Women.

No. Dude. That’s racist.

Also, in what world is “Start in the right way” a thing?

Well, yeah... cat hats are only for those with really strong necks. :D

Kitten hats are the best hats.

I also like putting kittens on my head!

Fincher or Nolan if he went back to his Momento/The Following roots.

“Congratulations, you’re still in the running to become America’s next to model”

I’m agnostic, but assholes like him make me hope that IS real so that he’ll be laughed away at the gate.

My friend’s brother and 1st wife were on House Hunters... the divorce papers had been filed even before the “6 months later” happened. They faked that bit.

Yes. Yes she did and that was the least of her offenses.... moss wall...

MOSS WALL!!! MOSS WALL!!! HILDY’S FUCKING MOSS WALL!

It haunts me still. The allergies! That woman was unhinged.

I don’t do gore and super scary well... like nightmares for months don’t do them well and I loved this movie. It’s creepy and suspenseful and stays with you but it’s not terrifying and months long nightmare inducing. More Hitchcock than Eli Roth.

I had nightmares about the trees for years.