I would have had to stop myself from punching her in the face.

Do bowls cost less than burritos? I can’t eat flour tortillas so I’ve never even really looked at the burrito price.

Right? I found out about most of the In n Out list when my friend started working for them in ‘93. I mean I had AOL, but I still usually found out about things thru friends or, like, reading things on paper.

Mine is just grilled onions and “protein style” aka lettuce wrap. It’s one of the few place I can drive thru and not worry about stupid allergies.

I have a friend who used to write copy and name items for them. She would often use her friends for names. Not to brag, but there are like 5 things circa 2002-06 that were named after me.

They’re all working towards getting their MRS.

That is everything and a pickle.

I respect R Henry as much as I respect the dump my dog took this morning that I threw into the compost bin.

Sorry, you are wrong... and stupid.

I wish I was this self possessing and enlightened at this age. I feel I’m JUST getting there and I’m quickly approaching my 40s. Wonderful article and keep up the good fight!

I like to refer to her as Natasha Richardson because she was a really great actor and artist in her own right and not just someone’s wife.

Yeah, they think my girl was born wild. She’s one of the sneakiest gals around, it’s kind of adorable.

Sometimes the dog is too sneaky to get caught. My pup lived wild for years before I got her, she lived in an abandoned house and a neighbor lady fed her. They kept calling rescue orgs and the dog would out fox them every time. Only reason they caught her the last time was because the poor thing was hit by a car.

In my script your responded “I think your an asshole.”

So many places to hide in the Pacific NW! That’s why serial killers love it up here! Surly there’s a place for Bigfoot... right?

My friend is making his Broadway debut in this and I couldn’t be happier.

‘Cause lifting giant crosses to burn is a great core workout?

Naw, that’s a dude.

I’d be happy to hold that guy at the top under that water.

Tears are a really shitty lube. No wonder they’re so sad... so much chaffing.