One does not compromise on the principle of human freedom.

Biggest douchebag I’ve ever met is Gottleib. Which says a lot considering I worked at an Ivy League university.

I sort of like poutine & beautiful women. I’m fine with them acting superior.

replacing them with Russian flags would be sooooo much more delightful.

Excellent intro, Drew.

Drew, thank you so much for the honesty in this column. Being upfront and honest about the shitty things we’ve done is important. I have a lot of things to atone for, too, and this is inspiration to keep working on being better.

Seriously? Some of you are really, really dense and that’s why you were dismissed. I can’t do it this morning.

But Breanna, what about some other random, completely unrelated incident of violence perpetrated by black people?

Best Denver-area food challenge performance by a journalist since Maureen Dowd.

That’s what I learned...

Yea, yea. And you shouldn’t flash your brights at someone with their headlights out because it’ll be a car full of banger thugs and they’ll pop caps in you. /rolleyes

The MadAddam series struck me as America under Trump, while The Handmaid’s Tale strikes me as America under Pence.

you probably think the knockout game is real.

This is how I’ve felt about Columbus for the last 17 years.

What would you expect from a team that hates a Las?

you look like keanu reeves with an umbilical cord slung over your shoulder

They’re also the only thing along the Subway counter that taste like anything

Racism isn’t a costume.

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