Pretty much at the title I figured crack pipe, but I didn't want to be the person who just scrolled down without reading so I read the whole thing.  I could have saved some time.

Ditto for most of that, except for one piece. The worst-handling car I’ve ever driven was a late 70s Ford Grenada. The Caprice might as well have been a Porsche compared to that.

Holy shit man, I hope you saved some pussy for the rest of us.  

This is like me saying that I have the perfect Potato.

I don’t see an option for CP, but CP. 

They ain’t paying me shit. They’re just cool guys that like to have fun with cars. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This takes me back....

This is another one of those vehicles that holds its value strangely well. The number didn’t shock me honestly. Is it something I’d pay? Nah. But it isn’t a total mystery as to how a dealer would price it this way.

The only obvious indicator of its age is a head unit in the dash that lacks the now ubiquitous big screen and multi-function features.

This trucklet is a great example of a used car purchase that zooms from $14k to $2k in 2 years. Add 30 k miles in that time frame, and something like the motor or trans will surely take a dump, the “only for that year” computer will glitch out, a curb will have a CV joint rattling, a rust hole or two will magically…

I get what you’re saying, but I’m pretty sold on this engine tower concept I’ve got going.

Like a Block

Caddy just needs a decent interior, a smooth, torquey engine, and suspension that absorbs bumps and potholes like they don’t exist.

I’m sorta bummed that I didn’t see the original feature that brought these comments together. My unusual feature would be a soft, cloud-like suspension on a passenger car. You might not think this unusual, but sooo many cars have moved in favor of hard, performance-oriented suspension that it’s hard to find. Cadillac…

I put this in the why the hell not category. While I am not a fan of motorcycles, this one would be a winter project for those who want to do it yourself. Don’t expect to make 40k off it, you could end up with a fun and odd older bike.

Better yet: Leave that on. Looks fucking awesome.

With the right hand, those 3M rubber wheels are fucking amazing tools.  

Correction: “I plan on telling everyone else I slept with your daughter.”

I don’t want to say that this is because Naperville, but it’s totally because Naperville.

bullshit. not with the 7AT and AWD. Not on *that* car.