It’s fun to pretend the Harlequin is cool, but everybody knows that car looks like total shit. 

How about colors in general?! There are so many makes and models where you can’t even GET color anymore. It’s just swatches of greys, blacks, and whites on a lot of car customizers, MAYBE an army green or a dark maroon if you are lucky, but come on! Give me reds and blues and greens and oranges of many shades! And…

I think the entire world is ND right now.

Everything says “run” with this vehicle, including the price.

Well put.  I’m tired of these blatant NDs.

You are overpaying by $1,250.

A 1996 family sedan with six figure mileage for $12,500? Yes it’s an SS, but with that automatic transmission and all those aftermarket “mods”...

Poor decisions were made here. And while it is currently sporting a stock stereo, you can bet your ass it recently didn’t and the wiring is likely all hacked up too. This one is a shit-show.

Ill give you 1250.00, a day old box of tim hortons donuts and a half eaten plate of poutine...on the other hand. Ill just keep it.  ND

“Show the kit, you lazy shit” needs to be the official NP/ND catchphrase whenever someone sells a car with less or lesser stuff than what you see in the photos.

It’s clean, but as mentioned previously, I don’t think it’s $9500 clean. It’s much more reasonable as a $5-6K car. That said, there’s nothing exciting about it. It’s a boring color combination, and doesn’t even have AC. This is a very well kept example of a very iconic car, and what’s so bad about the whole thing is…

Amazon. This one was like $13.50

My pappy said, “Son, you’re gonna’ drive me to drinkin’
If you don’t stop drivin’ that Hot Rod Lincoln.”

the abortion known as any ecoboost engine put in that thing.

Toyota Tacoma. Wheezy engine, indecisive transmission, awkward seating position.  For some reason people pretend it’s not as outdated as the Frontier.  It coasts along on the Tacoma = Good fanboys, and the ease of making it look ‘overland chic’ sure isn’t hurting.

Oh, now we’re going to argue about donk-ability?   LOL

How do you review a car and not know it’s a diesel?

I love the positivity of “trick the motors into not caring.”
I’m sorry but that is naïve. A stage 2 Audi tune is not the same as convincing a manual transmission can jive with this extremely specific W8.

165,000 miles, one stoplight at a time. No thanks.