if my warehouse shuts down, you’re all screwed - so I’m here, white collar guy doing blue collar work with pride.

tree rats - cute, but still basically rats.

a literal purple squirrel

crack - I can’t plate it with the EGR delete, and it ain’t worth the time or money to fix that.  hard stop right there.

this is peak Jr. Jalop.   20 year old me from the 80's pats you on the back and encourages you on your future journey.  Proud of you son. 

Nope.

Jack Welch just died - his spirit is freed. Wherever it lands, that’s the person who can pull HD out of the ditch. Nothing else will work other than a breaking of what (who) is killing them.

that stipulation would be a no for me - I’m out. Life’s too short at my age.

at this stage, they either learned or they didn’t, Manwich....so I just gotta trust they make good choices, and so far they have.

it’s a beautiful car - so was my Lincoln LS - they’re both devil spawn.

even Tavarish wouldn’t fiddle with this puddle of disappointment.

why would you do that to said kid’s parents?  

ya, quit reminding me of what i choose as my personal willful blindness.

right strategy, wrong timing, bud. the best way to value out of this car is with fire, but BEFORE spending the first dollar ‘fixing’.

the problem here is this - the person who will eventually buy this car is ill suited to owning it, and will learn a painful life lesson in naivete. It’s almost criminal to sell this car at that price point to someone who is dumb enough to buy it.

only if there were $6,420 on the passenger seat.  All-Crack.

Jeeps, especially XJ, don’t tow for shit. If he’s got a boat that CAN be towed by a Jeep, said boat can be towed by a Subaru Outback, or damn near anything really. Without details on ‘how much boat?’ this question gets a null response value.

Lucy agrees with you, so I say you’ve found the best case Ontario.

forums are filled with debbie-downers.  that’s why people go to forums.  There are true turds out there - My (Jag) Lincoln LS was one - but a Porsche will never really be a turd 

I can see that.