only if there were $6,420 on the passenger seat.  All-Crack.

Jeeps, especially XJ, don’t tow for shit. If he’s got a boat that CAN be towed by a Jeep, said boat can be towed by a Subaru Outback, or damn near anything really. Without details on ‘how much boat?’ this question gets a null response value.

Lucy agrees with you, so I say you’ve found the best case Ontario.

forums are filled with debbie-downers.  that’s why people go to forums.  There are true turds out there - My (Jag) Lincoln LS was one - but a Porsche will never really be a turd 

I can see that.

not everyone is cut out for dating a stripper, nor for owning a “Porsh”

a $5k older Porsche is a lot like dating a stripper - a chunk of money, a lot of drama, pretty exciting while you are at it, and fun for a short time but not really a long term plan.

one man’s garbage is another man’s good un-garbage

you been out behind the muffler shop again?

crack pipe - $37 grand for a flipping civic?  You gotta be high.

you used up ALL the crack.....ON PURPOSE. (let’s see if anyone gets this reference.)

meth heads don’t try this hard - zero attention span.

we’ve got enough of the other media - car and driver, motor trend, whatever DeMuro is doing, etc... we need even MORE of this stuff - it’s the Jalop that makes this motley crew of a community cool to me.

I love EVERYTHING about this.

I wear Hoppe’s No. 9 as aftershave

PB Blaster - and it smells better too

I think I’m in love...

you started off strong, son - but then it all went to pots and pans.

why would you do that to anyone, much less a guest of our fine nation?