I like to call them… Peeple.

My Parents Were Right About You, Internet.

MCTEIGUE GETS RESULTS, YOU STUPID EXEC!

I'll allow it, but watch yourself, counselor.

No, that would be Casey Wilson.

Maniacally competent Charlie is the best kind of Charlie.

I think the white trailer trash guy is a misdirect and in the end it'll be 2 or 3 people who've killed her. If she's dead at all, that is, and not just hiding somewhere or stuck in a time vortex or something. Considering how popular she was with all those different types of groups and individuals, I could see her…

I tried to answer but my comment ended up in pending limbo. NEVER CRITICIZE THE POWERFUL JAPANESE IDOL INDUSTRY, FOLKS!

It's a photo of Saori Goto, a well-known Japanese voice actress, holding up a poster for her DVD "First Date" in a crowded pedestrian zone and looking utterly miserable, most likely because the agency who owns her soul for the next 666 years made her do it.
ETA: Here's the full-size version. It's even sadder/creepier.

They accused our Tity Boi of being into Bright Eyes?? Oh it's on, Breitbart!

Haha, me too! All four at once, with only local anaestesia because I don't react well to general anaesthesia and didn't want to feel sick for the rest of the day (also it was cheaper). Had almost no discomfort during or afterwards, except for the drooling and some light bleeding which stopped after about an hour.…

Same with the American Sniper discussion, a lot of unfunny flailing, fake antagonistic bickering, tired jokes, and pretty much every time someone on the panel said something even remotely critical about the movie or Chris Kyle, it was imediately followed by desperate declarations of support for the troops.
If Larry…

That's how they get ya. You're in the club, doing your signature shadowboxing-and-bitchchoking dance moves to impress the ladies, and then out of nowhere…

Oh please. She's just trying to get attention. From the police. Because she got physically assaulted, in front of a roomful of witnesses. Feminists are so transparent.

*Judge Ana Gasteyer nods approvingly*

And the pope.

Okay, Internet, I'll Give You This One.

Stuballs!

That is so true. I'm one of the old-school Homicide/L&O fans, but I stopped watching SVU after Meloni left. His butt and his Jesus biceps were the heart and soul of the show.

My pick is A&E's new docu-reality series (hear me out!) "Nightwatch", about a group of EMTs, fire fighters and cops working the night shift in New Orleans. It's produced by Dick Wolf, and it's kinda like a real-life Treme, with some Homicide-esque bleakness tossed in for good measure. I'm not usually a reality show or…