erictheauror
One Sorry Polontologist
erictheauror

Wonder how the Trump Presidential Library will cover this affair.

“Green has been superlative in these playoffs, leading the Warriors in rebounds, assists, blocks, and steals, while chipping in 15 points a game and shooting better than 50 percent from three.”

If there’s a god, this means that the Mets’ Brief Ryan Howard Experiment is just starting...

Career 17.5 ppg, 12.7 rpg, 2.0 bpg, .588 FG%, 3 time Defensive Player of the Year, 8 time All Star, 8 time All NBA, dragged an otherwise pretty shitty Magic team to the finals, and he is regarded as a punchline and constant disappointment and failure.

Honest question: would you rather start John Wall or Chris Paul, right now? Because, for me, it’s been John Wall since last season.

At my Houston high school, when I was a sophomore, two self-avowed Nazi students beat a Latinx student into a coma (for the full details, read about it here). These were kids who wore Nazi clothing, had Nazi articles on campus, were known Nazis. It just happened, the same way confederate flag t-shirts happened and

• “Can we smoke in here?”

A lot of people say the crucifix was in, but I think he nailed it. And yet the double-A Binghamton Mets fans are screaming GIVE US BARABBAS (Antonio Barabbas, young Dominican shortstop prospect).

Last finals was the first time in my estimation that he showed that Jordan-esque will to win...

Cavs seem to find it when it matters though, it can be a problem with super talented teams and individuals. Never seem to give 100 percent until actually challenged. But imagine how much more boring it would be if the Cavs were just mechanical world beaters that were always on and unbeatable. We wouldn’t have all this

I finally just watched it last night (yes, I binged the whole season), and now I’m just happy that I can read these articles without worrying about spoilers. Also it was awesome and I can’t wait for more. However if I had just vomited up a slug, I think I’d tell somebody, just sayin’.

I find the optics of an orangutuan revealing an NFL team’s draft picks problematic at best given that most NFL players are black. I’m not quite willing to call it racist (maybe I’m an over-sensitive white person), but it’s weird that no one vetoed the idea given that racists love comparing black to people to apes.

Not that I’m arguing, but is that price correct? That seems really cheap for such a big kit.

Folks, this is what happens when you demand Deadspin stick to sports.

Is that Ice tea?

Can’t wait for the MLS fans to try and convince us this is a real league we should take seriously.

It’s so sad to hear stories like this. Even with all the great medical advances that have been made, sometimes there is nothing you can do.

We are not a civilized nation. We should not do this.

When you put like 13 clips in a row it makes it super easy to jump to the next article and have no idea why the hell people are pissed off about esports when we should be talking about how Curry is a swish master.

Juicero is an all-timer