NBC has a multicolored logo? How sad that all of you noticed that. I wouldn’t know, of course, since I don’t see color. <preens>

Stair has since deleted his Facebook account, but I will bet you exactly one queer-as-fuck three dollar bill that he’s going to tell people he was driven off Facebook by intolerant gays who wouldn’t respect his views or right to free speech.

he’s shown to be hotheaded, entitled, unwilling to look beyond his own sense of righteousness

YAAAAS. Honestly, this just feels like more Mitchell backstory we never got.

He may be a dwarf to Hobbit fans, but for me, he will always be the OG Being Human vampire, Mitchell.

Damn girl, no need to be a frigid bag of bitch tits, I’m just trying to loosen you up. Here, have a sip.

Lust Vodka, the official drink of PUAs. Surprised they didn’t work negging into their marketing.

The fact that you shouldn’t get quickie married in Vegas now shouldn’t stop you. Fucking go for it. Get married at a drive through, buy a couple gender-preference hookers, and blow some coke rails off their buttocks. Fuck it. It’s party time.

Woot!

And people are still blaming what happened to those innocent people on mental illness. White people must be humanized at all costs. Notice that when the police found him, they gave him a vest and didn’t handcuff him. The life of a white man who kills black people has value but the life of a black child who holds a…

I’m super conservative with my adderall, until I get drunk. Then I’m overcome with the urge to share the magic with everyone.

I love you. There may have been a night that I watched ALL THE TUDORS and drank ALL THE RED and then surprised my husband by expressing intense disappointment that he was no Jonathan Rhys Myers by shouting (mid-coitis) “KING HENRY WOULDN’T SCREW IN SOCKS!”

Also:

On Sunday, I got the ideal amount of drunk. A bottle of Chardonnay over the course of the afternoon/evening with some chips, a delicious dinner and water. There was a patio with a hammock and a water view involved. I was not so drunk that I misbehaved but drunk enough that I was a little twirly and came home with my…

Of course there is no evidence. Food goes through an acid bath in the stomach and gets broken down into the major macro and micro nutrients along with water. Human’s don’t have a special slow-release magical placenta reservoir to carry you through an invigorating pregnancy healing period. Jesus fuck. Get it together…

Clearly you’ve never tried roasting broccoli, cauliflower, then smothering it with cheese and bacon. Cauliflower & cheese is really a healthier mac & cheese recipe, really.

** boiling is rarely an ideal method of turning good ingredients into anything other than a future repressed memory.

Um, you know how we all learned how to get out of bras without removing our shirts? It’s kind of like that. In a weird contitionist kind of way. And only works if the romper is roomy. (if you’re an old you’ll see what I did there)

I mean, seriously. The crust is too thick, and it’s not covered in Provel. Jeez, if you’re gonna pick on my hometown, at least *try* to get it right... :P

This looks like something from St. Louis