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Only problem is you've got to live in Texas!

It's good to feel hype again. If I'm a niche gamer this tickled me right in the niche hole.

Wait so... are you still confused? Because now I'm confused.

Dogs are way more expensive and require much more care and attention. This comic is completely invalid.

I'd be surprised if you found any of those top questions on Kotaku.

I am gonna just throw this out there... The quick start feature is THE single most next-gen feature in any of the new systems. It's INSANE how fast it is. Granted I don't have a PS4 yet, but I've played it at my friends, and nothing it or my Xbone can do is as impressive as starting one of the last few games I've been…

They could kill your family.

The insanity and raping and murder is due to start any second . . .

You sound like a delightful person.

People that smoke pot are the worst.

I too get tired of all the gritty, bloody, cursing games (not just shooters, though most are) sometimes. That's why I love to play games like Sly Cooper, Ratchet & Clank, TearAway, and most Nintendo games. It's just nice to have unadulterated fun sometimes without blood splashing everywhere :)

Sod sad. Kry now. ters in ma eyz. tru luvz

We all know that blowing into an NES cartridge is a useless and potentially harmful activity. But why did we still do it, even though it never actually worked? Science has the answer.

I didn't think it was very original actually. I think calling Detroit "wonderful" was actually original. Insane and, well wrong, but original.

Though, thanks for being so nice to me!

I don't like you.

How's the view up there on your high horse?