TJ McConnell is sub-butt.

The article mentioned an analyst, so I’m assuming there was butt stuff.

Yeah yeah yeah get to the important stuff: was anyone butt?

Dang, this is a really great comment.

Is this “Let’s forget some guys!”

He does not rise to the level of butt.

John Wall: *nods enthusiastically*

Embiid and Simmons are good as hell!

This is a good comment.

As a Sixers fan:

Correct.

“Young”?!

/extremely Kanye West voice

[frantically searches list for Kristaps Porzingis]

If you ask me, they’re both over entirely over-exposed.

Jesus this is depressing

I was at Penn at the same time as Melker. Donnie was indeed a sad sack of a human being who peed everywhere and assaulted everyone. He belonged to the most rape-y of rape-y fraternities and comfortably communicated with his asshat brothers in the misogynist language of his father and...he just sucked. He really did…

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.

Brantley missed pretty much all of this year with a right shoulder injury, and the Indians have already had to refute that he’ll miss a sizable portion of 2017 after having another surgery in the same spot.